Buffy: "Okay, one more time. You're the who?!"
Kendra: "I'm the Slayer."
Buffy: "Nice cover story, but here's a tip: you might wanna' try it on someone who's not the real Slayer."
Kendra: "You can't stop me. Even if you kill me, another Slayer will be sent to take me place."
Buffy: "Could you stop with the Slayer thing, I'm the damn Slayer!"
Kendra: "Nonsense. There is but one, and I am she."

Kendra: "They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir."
Buffy: "Can you say 'stuck in the 80's'?"

Buffy: "Back off, Pink Ranger! This is my friend."
Kendra: "Friend?"
Buffy: "Yeah, as in person you hang with. Amigo."
Kendra: "I don't understand."
Buffy: "You try. I'm tapped."

Kendra: "The assassins? I read of them in the writings of Dramius."
Giles: "Oh, really? Which volume?"
Kendra: "I believe it was six, sir."
Buffy: "Um, how do you know all this?"
Kendra: "From my studies."
Buffy: "So, obviously, you have a lot of free time."

Kendra: "I study because it is required. The Slayer Handbook insists on it."
Willow: "There's a Slayer Handbook?"
Buffy: "Wait. Handbook? What handbook?"
Willow: "Is there a t-shirt? 'Cause...that would be cool."

Giles: "After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that the Slayer Handbook would be of no use in your case."
Buffy: "Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? What--what's wrong with my case?"

Buffy: "Don't look. That guy over there is totally checking you out."
Willow: "Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity."

Xander: "So, you're a slayer, huh? I like that in a woman."
Kendra: "I hope...uh, thank you...I mean, sir, um...I will be of service."
Xander: "Great. Good. It's good to be a giver."

Willow: "Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel."
Kendra: "Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla."
Xander: "Angel's our friend...except I don't like him."

Xander: "Oh, here we go. I am the Bug Man, coo-coo ka-choo."

Xander: "Disassembled. That means when he's broken down into his little buggy parts."
Cordelia: "I know what it means...dorkhead!"
Xander: "'Dorkhead'? You slash me with your words!"