"I can't remember a time when I didn't love him"-Carol

"I'm not a grown-up doctor."- Doug

"I hope you end up with a possibly fatal illness one day, Kerry, so I can do absolutely nothing to help you!"-Elizabeth

"There's no crying in the OR. That's what the ladies room is for."-Romano

"Robert this is a dog?!"- Lizzie "Correction, Lizzie, this is my dog"- Romano

Carol: "A jar of milk? Oh, GOD, Malucci!"

Dave: "Hey, Chief am I a yuppie?" Kerry: "No, but you will be when you grow up."

Elizabeth:"How can I be pregnant?"

"time of death 2:56"- Elizabeth, All in the Family

Carter: When you've done all you can sometimes more, you have to walk away knowing you fought the good fight...Lucy you fought the good fight.

(After Carter removes , a flashlight from a naked mans Rectum) CARTER: Flashlight still works BENTON: What?! CARTER: Just kidding

M.Greene: Mr. Kennie can go home, there's no known cure for being a pain in the ass.

Carter: Lucy's like...Lucy's like a little sister or something to me. Chuny: Ah, you do that with your sister?

(When Mark got his needle from Elizabeth to get rid of his poison Ivy Rash) ELIZABETH: All Done!MARK: Keep laughing flower girl. ELIZABETH: Your welcome!

J.Carter: Boy, I go away for a couple of weeks. You guys got engaged, Chen's pregnant, Malucci's blonde, admin looks totally different and I seem to forget my locker combination.

R.Romano: So who's watching the drug-store cowboy?

D.Malucci: This is pathetic ! Not a single trauma in the bunch.

K.Weaver: Grow up Malucci!

A.Lockhart: (Saving this guy in a clown suit) Dr.Weaver, this clown is crashing!

J.M.Chen: What happened? Yosh: Patient mazed him. D.Malucci: You happy now?!?!

J.Carter: (Talking about Rena) She's mature for her age. She's cool... she's she's fine... she's... A.Lockhart: She's Britney Spears's little sister!

M.Greene: Follow me. D.Malucci: Where we going. Where we going?!?

K.Weaver: ( Cans tied to her walking device thingy.....) Malucci 1?!? D.Malucci: (Barely Awake) It wasn't me! I swear.

Father of patient: Son of a bitch! I'm gonna sue your ass! D.Malucci: You can kiss it while your at it!

A.Lockhart: Yup, that's me, Nurse Firecracker!

Carol (talking about Doug): "....Because...I'm still in love with him...I am. I've been in love with him since I was 23 years old. He's everything to me. He's my life. I feel complete when I'm with him and I feel empty when we're apart. He's the father of my children....and he's my soulmate."

Carter: "I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off." Parents: "WHAT?!" Carter: "The zipper! I meant the zipper!"

Carter: "When you do everything you can, sometimes more than you thought you could, you've got to walk away knowing you've fought the good fight. You fought the good fight, Lucy, and tomorrow you'll fight another one."

Linda: "Do you think there's one perfect love. You know, like 'Sleepless in Seattle' someone under the stars. One perfect person for everybody?" Carol: "I don't know, why?"Linda: "Because for Doug, it's you."

Doug: "You can get through my door."Carol: "Anything in a bra can get through your door."

(talking about Doug)Lydia: "He's unbelievable."Carol: "You wonder why I slept with him on the first date."Lydia: "Really? First date?"Carol: "Yeah, he rang the doorbell, the next thing I knew we were on the kitchen floor."Lydia: "Kitchen floor? I gotta start dating again!"

Dr. Keaton: "You don't know anything about Pediatric surgery."Benton: "Look, I thought it was necessary..."Dr. Keaton: "Are you unwilling to learn from your mistakes?"Benton: "It doesn't say in the text not to stitch a liver!"Dr. Keaton: "It isn't in the text. You didn't know what the hell you were doing! The second you realized you screwed up you should have called me. Why did I find three stitches in there?"Benton: "Because I was trying...."Dr. Keaton: "I'll tell you why! Because you arrogantly and blindly think you have all the answers! If that baby dies it will be my responsibility....but it'll be your fault!"

Dennis: "Hey, we're all human. You know, we all make mistakes."Benton: "Any other words of wisdom, Gant?"Dennis: "You're a real prick, you know that?"

Carol: "All those times my mother tried to teach me Russian." Doug: "All those times your mother yelled at me in Russian." Carol: "Yeah, well you deserved it."

Carol: "Doug, pick up. Doug, it's me. Ok listen, I don't know where the hell you are but as soon as you get this, you call me right away. You can run but you cannot hide."

Corday: I've found a way to limit my Ramano exposure.

Benton: Oh, yeah, what's that? Garlic?

Susan: So where are you and Tag going on your honeymoon? Carol:Tag's going to Paris. I'm going to Hawii. Susan: can I come too? Carol: Sure Susan: What about Chloe? Carol: She can stay with Tag, and his 15 relatives.

Corday: No!NO!NO! this can't be happening. I haven't had so much as a nap in the past 24 hours. Rounds are about to start. I need to take a shower, I smell bad, and your giving me a patient thats as sick as a dog. What does that say?!?! What does that say?!?! 6:38 I'm not on call.(takes the chart and walks away Doyle: Hey, we've all been there! Corday: Oh, Shut up!

Romano: Lizzie, when you assume something, you make an ASS out of U and ME!

Uh, Lizzie, how much would you pay for my sperm? ... I mean, who knows what the mother's side is gonna bring to the party, but as for my side of the genetic divide, I can guarantee a significant advantage over the other spermic competition.- Romano to Elizabeth

"Malucci, come here!"-Romano "It's Malucci!"-Dave "Whatever"-Romano

"You mean you're just gonna walk out of here ONE week after swallowing a bunch of pills as close to death as I see people get, and you think there's not gonna be a next time?"-Abby "I hope not, I promised myself I wouldn't make any promises"-Maggie "You know, when I saw you seizing on that table, I thought, this is it, this is how its all gonna end, I'M GOING TO WATCH MY MOTHER DIE, and there is not one that I can do about it, but I'LL SHOW UP, because YOU will always have that power over me, I will show up and I will try to stop it! I LOVE YOU MOM!"-Abby

Elizabeth:"This is America, and sometimes in this country, you have to kick some ass!"

Elizabeth: "He's a horrid little turd, isn't he?"

Malucci to Greene: "Dr. Greene? Well, I have a question. Something wrong with the Australian boys? You're scratching down under."

"I'm pregnant. I didn't know what to do, and then 8 weeks became 12, and 12 became 20." -- Jing-Mei Chen

Peter: "You couldn't pay me enough to work for you again, you arrogant little prick."

Frank: "Up in Radiology. You can't miss it. Just look for the long line of pissed-off people."

Malucci: "I've got the perfect plan for killing off Romano. We wrap the hand around the gun, pull the trigger--it's got this guy's prints on it."

Mark: "How long is Abby's mother going to sit in Chairs?" Randi: "My money's on two days. Wanna join the pool?"

Elizabeth: "It's no different, really." Mark: "Oh sure. Pulled tooth ... having my skull sawed open, it's pretty much the same thing."

Cleo: "So you want Mrs. Furtado in chairs? She has vaginal bleeding." Kerry: "Yeah, she had it last month, too. It's called her period."

Mark: "Elizabeth, we're not saints. We just try to get it right as often as we can."

Romano, to Elizabeth: "I was going to offer to assist after my AV shunt but not if you're going to go prenatal on me."

Malucci: "I have to pay the same as Benton and Weaver?" Cleo: "You're a doctor, aren't you?" Randi: "That's debatable."

Carol "dont temp the fates"

Carol "UGh tv doctors"

Abby: "You wacth me when we make love," Luka:"Your beautiful"

Abby to Carter about tryg to get into Luka's apartment. Abby "Just bend over" Carter "At least you could buy me dinner first"

Mark - Congratulations, Mr Johnson, you are the lucky winner of a brand new ventilator, at the cost of five thousand dollars a day, and as a bonus, your own chest x-ray, perfect for decorating the small, sterile hospital room where you're going to be the rest of your brief, unconscious life.

Romano - Surgery is like sex. Messy, fun and if done right can be quite satisfying.

Kerry - Carter, take our little friend here. I'm afraid I might stick an IV pole up his ass.

Lizzie - Robert, this is a dog. Romano - Correction, Lizzie, this is MY dog.

Susan to Elizabeth about Mark "Think about it. What would be going on that he wouldn't tell you? That he would want to protect you from"

Susan to Carter " Is that my good pen ,It still works I can't believe you scoped this out of someones stomach." Carter "Nope other end" Susan"keep it"

Mark to Carter(Mark's last day in the ER): "You set the tone Carter"

Carter to Peter: "Peter I'm a good dctor because of you. Peter:"No your not, but keep trying."

A Patient: "I have a hang nail and It's very painful" Mark " I have a brain tumor it's inoperable, I win."

Abby: "Dr, Weaver this clown is crashing."

chunny-dr.carter are you in there carter-(to lucy) did uh you locked that door lucy- ya absoluty carter- thank you chunny dr.carter are you ok? lucy- just a second carter- what are you doing lucy- you just locked the door on her face she knows someone's in here chunny- how are you feeling carter- much better chunny- lucy? lucy- oh he didn't need any stiches chunny- good lucy- i'm going back to work chunny- your inside out your sweater is inside out.

Carter"Oh no the're Luka's cookies, (Looking at Abby)I would never touch Luka's cookies."

The Lawyer talking to Weaver about going out for something to eat."You might think about brown bagging it next time."

Patient: I'll sew his Ass Mark Greene: That's very American of you.

Pratt:"I had to clamp his aorta with that big ass thing over there. Carter:"If you don't know it's name you shouldn't be using it."

Romano:"This is a bloody mess, What did you use on this chest a grenade."

Abby "Forget Superman , I'LL take Mark Greene"

ramano to lizzy"is he your husband, do you love him"

Elizabeth-'Peter, that was truly remarkable. Peter-' A little going away present Elizabeth-'No matter what romano may say this place is really gonna miss you

Mark: Ella is waving for me. Rachel found her shell.

Elizabeth: don't be such a nervous nelly Mark: OK, one, don't ever call me nelly

Lucy: "How'd that guy manage to swallow a whole carrot?" Carter "He didn't swallow it"

Carter"You don't drink coffee?" Lucy "Can you imagine me on caffeine?"

Jerry "It's halloween half the weirdos in the country are out there" Doug "Wrong half on them are already here"

Susan(about doug) "Dr. Intercom"

Carol "Remind me why i do this again?" Mark "Because you hate yourself" Carol "oh yeah i forgot"

Susan(while plastering Carter's leg when he's asleep) "Why are we doing this?" Mark "Because putting his hand in a bucket of water would be juevenile"

Susan(shouting from the train as it pulls away)"I do love you" Mark "what?" Susan "i love you. Bye."

Carter(operating on Benton) "Maybe i'll staple my name on his belly"

Mark "We should do this again" Nina "Next time without the kids" Mark "you read my mind" Nina "that's my job"

"Is there any one who isn't going to this wedding?" (Carol and Tag's) Doug "Just us, the sick, the lame, the uninvited"

Susan "Am i just barging in on Chloe's happiness?" Carol "Hey she owes you a few barge ins"

Carol(to Doug) "If you need someone to talk to call me"

Carol "treat em and street em"

Carter(on becoming a doctor) "I don't know anything more than i did this morning"

Elizabeth "Shedding your skin Dr Snake?"

Carol(Trapped with doug) "Doug what if it starts to move?" Doug "then you won't have to worry about commitment"

Romano "None of that. Unless i get to watch"

Lucy "I'm actually quite good at this stuff" Carter "what's that mental illness?"

its all part of my ninja training- carter

Dave is showing some new med students around, they walk into a trauma room..."she's dead", luka "i know", Dave "like blue dead" Malik "pulse ox 65", Dave "thats because shes dead"

Carter watching as Peter is being wheeled into surgery "OOOOH There is a God"

Carol-Are we gonna buy a car or are we gonna buy a car? Luka-We are gonna buy a car!

Randi: "Weaver's on the warpath. Run for your lives. Save yourselves."

Doug (about Amanda Lee's letter to Mark): I think you inspired her to plagurize.

Carol: I'm having twins!

Carol: Good luck Ruth Johnson (doug chuckles)

Carol: You did all this for me Doug: I'd do anything for you

Carter:(refering to Elizabeth's letter) Mark died this morning at 6:04 a.m. The sun was coming up his favorite time of day. I sent this along so that you may know he was thinking of you all, and he knew how much he appreciated knowing you would remember him well.

Mark(in letter he wrote that Carter read to the staff)--- In order to leave I had to go the way I did, but I wouldn't want any of you to think that that meant I didn't value each of you and the years that we worked together.

Lucy(to Elizabeth after her surgery)-- Thank you.

Carter(sees knife wound)---Excuse me, I feel alittle... Benton--- Oh thats okay. I didnt need you anyways.

CARTER: Oh, I met you on my first day... CAROL: My last, or so I thought.

BENTON: Course evaulation. Your assessment of your ER trauma rotation. CARTER: What, I get to grade you? BENTON: Just get a form from Rolando and put it in Dr. Hicks's box. CARTER: Is he joking? DOUG: Nope. CARTER: Oh, there is a God.

(After Carter removes , a flashlight from a naked mans Rectum) CARTER: Flashlight still works BENTON: What?! CARTER: Just kidding

HALEH: I've known Mark Green since he was a wet-behind-the-ears med. student. He had the most beautiful curly blond hair, and so polite... All I had to do was ask, and he would be cleaning the bedpans, and changing the sheets, and... he was the best scut-puppy I ever had.

DOUG (when asked if he had seen Kerry): Follow the trail of partially digested residents.

CARTER: I can't believe I was that stupid, sneaking off and drinking on call.MARK: I can. You're a medical student.

ROMANO: ...not a very good picture of you, though. CORDAY: Well, we can't all have your devastating good looks, now, can we?

CARTER: (at a diner, after searching for the girl's father in "The Good Fight.) Yeah, I'd like two cheeseburgers and two orders of fries. LUCY: You didn't have to order for me.CARTER: That was my order. What do you want?

CARTER: (with a dislocated shoulder.) Lucy, stick your foot in my pit. LUCY: What pit? CARTER: My armpit!

BENTON (to Carter): Where does it end man, huh? This week Fentanyl, next week you end up dead, or worse you end up like your cousin, some babbling gork in a nursing home?

KERRY (about Carter): Mark, how could we let this happen? I mean, he showed all the signs? MARK: I know, I know, but it's Carter, your mind just doesn't go there.

CARTER (to the assembled staff): I've been here, I've showed up, I haven't made excuses, I haven't complained.

CAROL (after being told by Luka that she was in active labor, spitting out): Oh, gee, ya think?

(Carter is talking to the parents of a patient, Tommy) CARTER: I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off. PARENTS: WHAT?! CARTER: The zipper - I meant the zipper.

DAVE: How come they get to go? (to the shooting site) CARTER: Because they don't get sick on the chopper. DAVE: Hey, I already told you, I had the flu.

LUCY: Dr. Greene, someone stole my patient! MARK: Peter, did you steal Lucy's patient? PETER: Go check the lost and found.

CARTER: (Hands Carol an envelope) Lucy matched here. CAROL: Oh, God. In what? CARTER: Psych.

MILLICENT: There are other ways to help people. You don't have to destroy yourself. CARTER: Gamma.... MILLICENT: That place nearly killed you. It killed your friend. It drove you to drugs. CARTER: No! I did that on my own. MILLICENT: You don't owe them anything. You don't have to prove anything. You have a beautiful spirit. I've seen the beat that spirit out of you. CARTER: Gamma. I'm gonna be fine. I promise. MILLICENT: I wish I could believe you. (walks away, crying) CARTER: Gamma!!??

CARTER: (to Abby) You know, you might have saved my life. If you hadn't stopped me when you did, I might be dead now.

CARTER: (After taking two Vicadan pills) If I tell Weaver, I'm gone. I'm back in Atlanta!

Susan to Mark on her 2nd or 3rd day back: "I'm a shoe in for homecoming queen"

Carol "Remind me why i do this again?" Mark "Because you hate yourself" Carol "oh yeah i forgot"

Abby:You look any harder her ass will explose. Jerry: Oh I'll put that fire out.