The Drink
The Misadventures of Nicholas Barkley 5
by
Arkangel
Disclaimer: The characters and situations of the TV program
"Big Valley" are the creations of Four Star/Republic Pictures and
have been used without permission. No
copyright infringement is intended by the author. The ideas expressed in this story are copyrighted to the author.
"Papa, can I
have a drink?" Young Nicholas said eying the glass of scotch whiskey in
his papa's hand.
"No son, ask
Silas to get you a glass of milk."
"Why?"
"Because this is
a big person drink, it's not for little boys." Tom said gently.
"You said I was
a big boy."
"Not big enough
for this, now run along and Silas will get you some milk."
"But Silas' out
gathering eggs. He ain't here."
Heaving a large
sigh, Tom rose from the comfortable chair in the parlor, "I'll get you a
glass of milk. You stay put."
"Yes,
papa." Nicholas said in his sweetest voice. Watching his papa leave, Nicholas
looked, once again, to the large glass of amber liquid sitting on the coffee
table. "Just one little drink. He won't know."
Nicholas picked up
the glass with both hands and sniffed it's contents. Wrinkling his nose, he
figured it must taste better than it smells or his papa wouldn't drink it. So
he placed his mouth to the edge of the glass and took a rather large gulp.
"Ewwwww." Nicholas spat and coughed as the liquid burned it's way
down.
Taking a deep breath
to try and cool the fire burning his belly, he took one more drink, just to
make sure it was as bad as he thought, then he sat the glass back on the table.
Tom returned a
minute later with a large glass of milk, "Here you go, son." Raising
his eyebrows, he couldn't help noticing the red checks and watery eyes. Looking
to his, now half empty glass, he shook his head, "Nicholas, tell me you
did not drink any of that."
"Huh?"
Little Nicholas asked.
"You did. Son,
what did I tell you before I left?"
"I didn't move
from this spot." He ventured.
"But you did
drink from papa's glass."
"Just a little
drink......hic....." Excuse me.
Tom fought a
chuckle, "Nicholas, that was papa's drink."
"I.....hic.....wanted
to see.......hic......what it.....hic.......tasted like......hic......hic...."
Nicholas stated.
"And?"
"Hic......it
burned......hic.......and my tummy......hic.....feels funny."
Tom frowned,
"Funny how?" Tom worried.
"Hic......kinda
tingly........like I'm gonna.......hic....." Nicholas couldn't finish, he
took that moment to demonstrate exactly what his tummy wanted to do.
Moving swiftly to
avoid his son's expulsion, he found himself in the steely gaze of his beautiful
wife. "Uh.....hello dear."
"Thomas
Barkley, what is going on here?" Victoria said running to her young son's
side. Sniffing she added, "He's been drinking?"
"I told him not
to touch it." Tom said in an almost childish whine.
"Hic......nu
uhhh, papa just said.....hic....to stay put.....hic."
"Let Mother get
you a towel and clean you up."
"I'll get
it." Tom stated making a speeding exit.
"Nicholas, why
on earth would you want to drink from papa's glass? You know you're not suppose
to do that."
"Hic.......I
was just.....hic......curos."
"Curious, and
that's no excuse." Victoria said reaching for the glass of milk,
"Here, take a small drink of this, maybe it'll help your hiccups."
"Can I.....hic....have
water.....hic.....instead? Milk....hic.....don't sound.....hic.....so
good......hic."
"Perhaps that
would be best." Seeing Tom enter with a towel, she took it, "Would
you please get Nicholas a glass of water."
"Yes,
dear." Tom said hurrying in the other direction. Glad to be kept busy to
stave off the wrath we was sure would be coming his way.
"Now, let's get
you cleaned up." She wiped her son's face and hands and then cleaned the
rug and table as best she could, "Sit down here on the couch, papa will be
back in a moment with the water."
"Okay....hic.....mama....hic."
Tom returned, a
worried frown on his handsome face, "Here you go, son. Drink it
slow." Taking a sidelong glance at his angry wife, Tom ducked his head and
took a small step back.
Nicholas took the
glass in both hands and, just as instructed, took small sips,
"It......hic.....ain't.....hic....workin'.....hic!!"
"Try again,
dear." Victoria said taking the glass and holding it to Nicholas' mouth.
Finally, after
several tries, the hiccups were defeated, "Okay, now.....please explain to
me how our five year old son was able to get YOUR drink."
"Well......dear......he
asked me if he could have a drink.....I told him no, of course. Silas was out
gathering eggs so I went to the kitchen to get him some milk instead. Nicholas
took that opportunity to take a drink.......or....two." Tom said with a
cringe.
"Am I gonna
get.....drunked?" Nicholas said scratching his nose.
"And where did
you hear that word, Nicholas?" Victoria asked harshly.
"I heard Duke
tell papa the hands liked to drink whiskey and get drunked on Friday
nights."
"Isn't that
what I drinked, papa? Whiskey?"
"Uh...yes it
was....but you are never to do that again." Tom admonished firmly.
"Next time
maybe you will take your drink with you when you leave the room." Victoria
added.
"But...."
Tom said pointing an accusing finger at Nicholas.
Victoria raised an
eyebrow and smiled.
"Yes
dear."
"Nicholas, I
think you will be fine......you more than likely threw most of it up. Lie down
here on the couch and rest....if you start to feel funny again, you let me
know. Okay?"
"Yes
mama."
Victoria situated
Nicholas on the couch and stood to leave.
"Mama?"
"Yes
dear?"
"I don't ever
want to drink that stuff again......it was awful." Nicholas stated making
a face.
"I'm sure
you'll change your mind when your older, dear, but right now, that is not a
drink for little cowboys. Now go to sleep."
"Papa, I'm
sorry I gots you in trouble." Nicholas said as his mama left the room.
"It's alright
son. Just please......think before you drink." Tom answered.
"Is mama gonna
yell at ya?"
"Probably."
"Want me to go
talk to her?"
"No, I can
handle it. She can't stay mad at me for long." Tom said with a wink.
Nicholas smiled,
"Good." Then he snuggled down and went right off to sleep.
Tom turned and
started for the direction his wife had taken, "I hope."
THE END