Back to School Blues
By Gail G.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Cartwright characters.
Special thanks to Laura for doing a wonderful job beta-reading. Thanks Laura for all your help!!
Im not sure when things started to go wrong for me. I mean I was sure havin a fun summer, playin with my friend Mitch, ridin my horse Paint, swimmin, you know fun stuff. I mean I had to do chores with Adam and Hoss before I could go play, but that wasnt too bad.. Ifn I dont do my part, Pa makes me stay in the house. I know cuz I tried it once. He made me do my chores and some of my brothers chores. Then I had to sit at the table for not obeyin him. I was real bored sittin there. Pa said next time I would member to do what I know to do.
If I think real hard, I guess it was a few weeks ago that things started to happen. This is when Eagle Station cided to use the town hall as a schoolhouse. Mrs. Green, Pa, and some of them other townsfolk raised money to hire a teacher.
I could tell by Pas smile that he thought this as a good idea. Boy was he wrong. I still clearly member that day Pa came home to tell us the news. We were all sittin at the dinner table eatin the nice fried chicken dinner Hop Sing had fixed. Pa informed us that he had an portant nouncement.
"What is it Pa?" I asked eyes wide and my voice sounded all excited. Hoss tried to act like he didnt care none. But by the way Hoss had his eyes held open real big, I could tell he wanted to know.
"Eagle Station has decided to hire a school teacher,." Pa began. "We already have someone picked out and school will start next Monday."
Adam, Hoss, and me were shocked, well I know I was, cuz I didnt want to spend the rest of the summer goin to school.
"Paaa...." Hoss started whinin. "Dont ya think Im too old for school?"
Pa sorta chuckled at Hoss, then he started frowin. I could tell Hoss was gettin nervous, cuz he shifted in his chair.
"Yes, Hoss I do. Neither you nor Adam will be attending." Hoss looked real happy when Pa said that. "Joseph, however, will start next Monday." Pa had turned his eyes to me, waitin for my reaction.
I dont think it was what he was expectin. I set there like I was dumb or somethin. I couldnt even speak. Im guessin it was just the shock of it all.
I finally started to mutter, "Sch...sch...school?" I couldnt get my lips to move. Pa was starin at me like I swallowed a spider or somethin.
"Joe, are you all right son?" Pa reached over and put his hand on my forehead.
What happened next even surprised me, and I was the one doin it. I stood up and started throwin one of them tantrums. I used to do that when I was younger, but it had been a long time since I acted like that..
I started yellin, stompin my feet, and smackin the table with my fork. The next thing I knew I knocked my plate of food into the floor. This is when I noticed everyone was starin at me.
Pa musta been in shock, cuz at first he didnt say nothin. When he finally did, I knew I was in a buncha trouble.
"Joseph Frances Cartwright." His voice was real low and soft. "You clean this mess up, NOW." Pa was standin over me, as he pointed to the food in the floor. But did I listen? Nope, I just kept on a screamin and yellin. At one point I even kicked Pa in the shin, and thats when all heck broke loose.
Pas face was as red as an apple, and he was standin with his hands on his hips. All of the sudden I heard him yell louder than ever before. Pa usually dont yell, that much, but when he does he gets your ttention. "ENOUGH!!!"
All it took was that one word, well not so much the word itself, but rather the way Pa had said it. I stopped my fussin and stood breathin real heavy. Adam and Hoss eyes were as big as saucers and they had their mouths hangin open. I think they were scared to move. They sit real still at the table, not sayin one word.
Pa was so mad, he could hardly speak. He mumbled for a minute fore he found his voice. "Joseph, go stand in the corner, right now." Pas voice was still real low and he had his finger pointed to the corner near the bunk room door.
"Yes sir." I turned and real quick like went to stand in the corner he was pointinto.
Pa then took some real long steps and in a flash he was out the front door. I looked up from the corner and asked Adam where Pa was goin.
Adam said Pa was goin to take a walk. Hopefully for my sake, a really long walk. With that I stuck my nose back into the corner and started cryin. I knew I was goin to get it and I was goin to get it real good.
All I keep wonderin about, was if I would be able to sit on the bench when school started on Monday. Just the thought of it made my tail tingle.
After what seemed like a long, long time, Pa came through the front door. It felt like I had been standin in that corner for a week. My left leg was numb, and my right leg was starting to fall asleep. Once Pa was standin inside. Adam and Hoss almost broke their legs tryin to get out the door to do chores. They aint usually so happy bout chores.
"Joseph," Pas voice broke the silence, "Come here please." I mustered up all of the courage I had and walked to stand in front of him. "First of all young man, you will clean up that mess." Pa was pointin to the floor, where I had knocked my dinner."Get to it, now."
I went over and fetched a bucket of water and a towel, I then got on my hands and knees and scrubbed the food off the floor. It was real hard to get it off the wooden floor, it had sorta dried while Pa had been on his walk. When I was all finished, I emptied the bucket. I then went over to stand back in fronta Pa. You know Pas real tall, and I get real nervous when I have to stand and look at him When I was able to look up at him, I could tell he was real mad. His eyebrows were drawn real close together, so that it looked like a caterpillar had crawled on his face. His eyes were real black and shiny, and he had his hands on his hips. I stood before him wipin my hands up and down on my pants. My hands get real sweaty when I know Im in trouble.
After a couple of minutes Pa cleared his throat. "Joseph, would you like to explain what happened?"
Well I didnt know what ta say. I aint even started school yet and here I am in trouble, cuz of school.
I had started starin at the floor when I heard Pa sayin my name again.
"Jo-seph." Pa said my name real slow like. My head jerked up quick.
I spoke so low, Pa hadta lean over so he could hear me. "I dont wanna go to school." My answer was simple and too the point.
Pa crossed his arms. "Im not asking if you want to go to school son. I am informing that you are going to school next Monday. Am I understood?"
"Yes sir." I was still mad about havin to go, but I sure didnt want to argue with Pa.
"I believe a few extra chores will work off some of the extra energy that you have. Ill have a list for you in the morning." Pa pulled out the chair and sat down, leaning his head back so he was a lookin at me from the bottom of his eyes. "Why dont you go get ready for bed. Ill be there in minute to tuck you in."
What could I say, he was sittin in that chair with his knees in front. Ifn he wanted to he could still pull me over em and swat me real good. So I just nodded my head and said, "Yes sir, Pa."
As I slipped into my nightshirt I cided I would not be throwin no more of them tantrums. All that that fussin got me was extra chores. On top of it I still have ta go to school on Monday.
When I was all ready for bed, Pa came in to tell be goodnight. He told me that he loved me and kissed my forehead. He also told me that he wont allow no tantrums, and next time Id be gettin a lot more than a few extra chores. Ill have to member that, cuz Pa never forgets a promise.
The Saturday before school started, my friend Mitch came over to play. Me and Mitch talked about havin to go to school and how we didnt want ta. Mitch thought maybe we could play some pranks on the teacher. We figured the new teacher would probably be some girl and Mitch thought maybe we could scare her a little. I thought about if for a few minutes. I dont think Pa would like me playin tricks on the teacher. So I told Mitch that, Mitch said we could just thinka some stuff we coulda done, just for fun.
Me and Mitch spent the day plannin some tricks. I figured it would be fun to thinka some stuff, I mean we would never do them. We gathered up some stuff, such as spiders, glue, and we caught one little mouse. I told Mitch that I wasnt goin to take that mouse in the house, no way, nope. The last time I did that I ended up cleanin Pas whole room. Well Hoss had to help me, but it was plum awful.
Mitch thought it would be real funny to see if any of our jokes worked.
So, I looked around to find a victim, The first person we seen was Pa. He was choppin wood, I dont know why he makes us chop so much wood, but Adam and Hoss learned not to ask him about it. Adam told me it had to do with somethin from Pas past, but he wouldnt tell me what. Well no matter, I was not goin to play no jokes on Pa. He was still kinda mad at me for that fit I through the other night. I aint taken no chances.
The next person we saw was Adam. Hmmm, better not play one on him, his temper is almost as bad as Pas. Then I saw the perfect bulls eye come in sight, Hoss. Me and Mitch climbed the ladder up into the hayloft with a jar of big water spiders. We laid real close to the openin and waited for Hoss to come in the barn.
But when Hoss walked in, he wasnt alone. Tess was with him. Shes just a dumb old girl, but Hoss likes her a lot. Thats when it hit me like lightnin, Tess would be a much better test subject. So, as Hoss and Tess stood lookin at one of the new fillies, Mitch took the top off the jar. I then leaned over as far as I could without fallen out of the loft. I then shook the jar and the spiders fell out. I didnt mean for all of them to come fallin out of the jar, but they did.
I felt the heat risin in my cheeks, and I hurried to sit up and scoot behind a empty crate. Maybe this wasnt a good idea after all.
All of a sudden Tess started screamin.She was hollern so loud, I bet they could hear her all the way in town. Me and Mitch got real brave and peeked down the opening. Thats when Hoss noticed the spiders crawlin all over Tess and he started swattin at em. Me and Mitch started laughin and rollin around in the loft. The surprised look on Hoss face was enough to make anybody laugh.
Hoss started knockin some spiders off of Tess front side. This is when Pa walked in and caught what Hoss was a doin. "What in tarnation is going on in here, HOSS?" Pas voice was low but yet he sounded confused. My brother froze in place, "Pa...Pa....it aint what it looks like, I swear."
"Well, then I suggest you explain." Pas voice sounded real impatient. I could see that vein throbbing in Pas neck, so I knew he was gettin upset. I wonder if he was mad cuz of the spiders or cuz Hoss was hittin Tess.
Hoss looked at Tess and Tess looked at Pa. "Mr. Cartwright, Hoss he was just helping me. Somehow a bunch of spiders fell on my head. He was just helping knock them off."
Pa now had a puzzled look on his face, "A bunch of spiders? All at the same time?"
"Yes sir, I was standing over there when I felt them." Tess was now pointing to the area below the opening to the hayloft. I noticed her cheeks were real red, like a hot branding iron.
Pa walked over and looked up the steps. Me and Mitch pulled back from the opening and tried to be real quiet, but right at that moment Mitch sneezed. It didnt take Pa two seconds to climb the ladder. He was standinover me and Mitch like a big old bear.
With a frown on his face, he started askin me and Mitch if we knew what was goin on. At first I said no, but then I realized I was still holdin the empty spider jar. Uh, oh, spillin spiders on Tess was bad enough, but lyin to Pa was even worse.
Pa ordered for me and Mitch to get down from the hayloft, "NOW." When Pa gives ya an order in that tone of voice, you dont dawdle, cuz ifn you do, you might get yer tail swatted. Mitch went down the ladder first, then I headed down after him. When Pa got to the bottom of the ladder, he started to fuss at us. "You both will apologize to Tess, NOW!" I could tell he was real mad, cuz when he was done talkin he held his lips in a real straight line.
We both whirled around to face Tess, "Sorry for pourin spiders on ya Tess." We both spoke at the same time while lookin at the ground.
Tess cocked her head to the side, "Why? Why did you do such a thing?"
Well this was a tricky question, we couldnt say that we were practicin just in case we wanted to play a prank at school. So I said the first truthful thing that came to mind, "Cause, youre a stinky ole girl." Mitch nodded his head in agreement.
Tess was gettin ready to say somethin but Pa held up is hand and stopped her. Pa told Hoss to escort Tess home, while he took care of us. Took care of us, I wondered what he meant by that?
Ever since Mitch and I have been friends, it has been a rule that if we are at one anothers house and we get in trouble, that either set of parents may do the punishin. Mitchs Pa swatted us once for trying to climb on the barn roof, then I got in trouble a couple of days later when he told Pa about it.
Pa dont like findn out about stuff we done wrong from other people. He says we should always do the right thing and tell im ourselves. Its real hard to tell on yourself, specially if you know theres gonna be consequences.
Pa pointed to the barn door. Me an Mitch turned to step outside. It was real bright outside, cuz the sun was hittin the front of the barn. Pa wasnt far behind. He stood and looked at us fer a second. "I think that the two of you could get a head start on school." He waved his hand for us to walk to the house.
I was sure confused. Whatd he mean a head start on school? When we got inside, Pa had us both sit at the table. He went into his bedroom and I heard the trunk open. I knew it was the trunk, cuz, the hinges are real squeaky.
Pa then walked back into the room and he had the schoolbooks that Ma used to use when she was the teacher in Eagle Station.
He handed us the books, "Do the work on the first five pages in each book. When youre finished, Ill check it over. Then you may be allowed to play again."
"Paaa..." I started to poutin. Pa raised his eyebrow, I cided not to say nothin, cuz, I was afraid Pa might decide to do somethin worse. Instead me and Mitch got busy doing the work Pa gave us. There aint nothin worse than bein stuck inside doin school work when ya could be playinand havin fun.
Pa made us stay inside the rest of the day anyway. It was sorta our fault, I guess. We did all that school stuff real fast, and got mostv it wrong. So, Pa made us start all over from the ginning and do it again. Me and Mitch were real unhappy about it too. Mitch fussed that he never wanted to get in no trouble at my house again. He said Pa was real mean. Normally, I mighta hit Mitch for sayin that, but at the time I was feelin the same way.
Well, about an hour later Mitchs Pa came to pick him up. Pa told Mr. Devlin all about our ventures for the day. Mr. Devil had a scowl on his face when he looked at me and Mitch still sittin at the table. I heard Mitch swallowed, I guess he was all worried that his Pa would punish him again.
Mr. Devlin started lecturin Mitch right there in fronta me. I glanced over at my friend and he was blushin. Mr. Devlin and Pa cided that Mitch couldnt come over for the next couple of Saturdays, since we couldnt behave ourselves.
When Pa had Mr. Devlin was all finished talkin, he told Mitch to get his hat so they could head home. Pa asked Mr. Devlin if he could wait till he checked over our work. Mr. Devlin nodded and sat down at the table.
Pa took our papers and checked over them. He said we had done a much better job, and that we could go back outside now. This made me kinda mad, cuz Mitch was gettin ready to go home. So we didnt have know more time to play.
Pa could tell I was kinda upset. He looked at me and said, "Joseph, is there something you would like to say?"
I shook my head back and forth while I answer, "No, pa"
Pa then turned his tention back to Mr. Devlin, who had gotten up from the table. "Son, its time for us to go home. Thank Mr. Cartwright for having you over to visit."
Mitch looked up at Pa and said, "Thanks Mr. Cartwright." He then looked over at me, "bye Joe, see ya at school on Monday."
I was gettin ready to get up to go walk outside with my friend, but Pa told me I could wait at the table till he got back.
"Yes Pa." I sat back down and started tappin a pencil on the table top.
When Pa came back in, he had me stand in front of him. He told me he was not happy that I told him a lie about not droppin the spiders on Tess. I started get real jumpy, cause Pa dont like us lyin to im and if he wanted, he could still give me a spankin.
But instead of a spankin me Pa gave me a lecture about lyin that made my ears burn. I stood real straight tryin not to wiggle to much. I wanted to be real respectful so Pa wouldnt have no reason to give me a spankin. Pa dont spank me too much, but ifn he decides too he can sure make it hurt. I reckon Adam has had more lickins than any of us, cuz he is the oldest He used to get in all sorta trouble when we lived in New Orleans. Well thats what Hoss says, I really dont member it too much.
At supper that night Adam and Hoss started teasing me about havin to go to school on Monday. Believe me I was in no mood to be picked on. Finally, Pa told them to leave me along or he would change his mind and make them go with me. Ive never seen my brothers get so quiet so fast. Adam would like to go to school. But not to my school, he wants to go to col. . .college someday.
After I went to bed that night, Pa came in and gave me a hug and kiss. He wanted to let me know that he wasnt mad at me no more. He also reminded me that he dont tolerate lyin and next time I would get more than a lecture and that was a promise. I told him I understood, and then I rolled over and went to sleep.
Sunday morning the smell of bacon cooking woke me up. I threw my leg over the side of my bunk and sat up. Thats when I membered that I had to go to school tomorrow. I slid out of bed and got dressed, then I went out to the table.
Adam and Hoss was already sittin at the table when I came in. They said if I hadnt came soon, that they were goin to eat without me. I knew they were just jokin, cause Pa dont let any of us eat until we are all at the table.
When are meal was finished we all hurried to do our chores. The thing I like best about Sundays is that we only do the things that have to be done. Before we can go play Pa makes us read a story from the Bible, then he discusses it with us. Pa is real big on living by the Bible, and since there aint no minister in Eagle Station right now, we have our own lessons at home. I learned along time ago to pay ttention to Pa when he is talkin about he Bible.
Pa will even punish ya on Sundays, if he feels like you earned it. After we do our Bible lesson, its time to eat lunch.
When we are finished eatin, we are allowed to go do what we want. As long as we dont go to far and are home in time for dinner and to do our evening chores. I cided to spend the rest of my day playin and enjoyin the time I had left fore I had to go to school.
I was havin such a good time by the pond, I lost track of the time. I hada run all the way back to the house. When I ran into the yard, I saw that Pa was stackin the wood. Uh, oh, that was one of my chores.
Pa raised his head when he seen me come into the clearin. I started walkin a little slower. Pa stopped stackin the wood and he stood waitin for me to get closer.
When I reached him, he had that look on his face. I really caint describe that look, but its one of those looks that ya know Pa aint happy.
"Joseph." Pa said in that tone I knew only to well. I had heard it a lot over the last couple of days. Adam stopped choppin the wood, and I saw him shake his head at me.
I scrunched up my face, and looked up at Pa. "Yes Pa."
"Did you forget that you had chores to do?" Pa wiped his hands on his pants, then propped them on his hips.
"No sir, I just lost track of time." I put my hands behind my back.
"I see. Well you can finish yours own chores, then you may help your brothers with theirs."
I took a sigh of relief, boy I was havin a hard time stayin out of trouble. "Yes Pa."
Pa then reach down and ruffled my hair. He grinned then turned and headed for the house.
"Boy Joe you sure are lucky." Adam picked up the ax and swung at the wood on the chopping block. "When I was your age, Pa would have paddled me for being late for chores."
I rolled my eyes at Adam. Do you know how many times Ive heard about when Adam was little?? More times than I can count.
At dinner that night, Pa informed me he would be taking me to school in the morning. I asked why, he didnt trust me? He said that he trusted me just fine, but he had to register me and he wanted to make sure the teacher had everything she needed. He then told me that if I could behave myself, he would allow me to ride my horse Paint to school by myself. I thought that sounded fair, but boy do I have a hard time stayin out of trouble.
The worst part of this Sunday was that I had to take a bath. I usually take one on Saturday, but Pa had me wait an extra day this week, so I would be clean for school on Monday. I can tell ya one thing, I dont like takin baths on Saturday or on Sundays. I didnt argue with Pa though, I remembered what he said about being able to ride Paint to school if I could behave.
Well the big day finally came. Pa got me up early so I would have time to eat a good breakfast and I could get my chores done. I then washed my hands and face and gathered up my school books. Pa had pulled the wagon to the front of the house, "Joe, hurry up! You dont want to be late!" He yelled from the wagon seat. I then hurried outside, as I got ready to jump into the wagon, Pa looked me over.
"Little Joe, you need to go comb your hair, please."
"Paaa...." I started complainin, "Aint it enough that I washed my face and my hands?" Gee ya would think that I was goin to church or somthin.
Pa gave me one his "looks" and I sighed real deep and went back into the house to do as I was told. When I thought my hair was combed enough, I headed back outside. Pa nodded his approval, as I climbed back into the wagon.
On the way to town, he reminded me that I knew how I was to behave. "Joseph, I wouldnt want any notes sent home, young man. And you would do well to keep out of trouble. Do you understand me?" Pa looked at me from the corner of his eyes.
"Yes sir, I know how to behave." I answered Pa.
As we approached the town hall, or the "school", I recognized some of the other kids. I looked around the school yard, til I located Mitch. When Pa stopped the wagon I jumped down and ran over to my friend. "Joseph!" Pa called with a frown on his face. I stopped and turned around. "Yes Pa?"
"We need to get you registered, did you forget?" Pa motioned for me to come and join him. I looked back at Mitch and gave him a look that we would meet after I was finished.
Pa threw his arm around me as we walked up the steps into the school. Once we were inside, I noticed a lady sittin behind a small wooden desk. I suppose the desk had been moved into the town hall for the teacher to use. Pa went up to the teacher, and introduced us. "I"m Ben Cartwright, and this is my son Joseph." Pa began speaking to the lady. As the teacher began to ask him questions, I stared at her. She had dark hair that was stuffed up in the back. There was a few curls escapin and they bounced up and down as she spoke to my father. When she looked at me, I noticed that when she smiled she showed a buncha teeth.
All of the sudden I realized that Pa and the teacher were frowning at me. Finally, Pas voice got through to my thoughts. "Joseph?" I jerked as I understood that Pa had been speakin to me.
"Yes sir?" Pas frown eased on his face, I want you to meet Miss Abigail Jones. I looked up at the teacher and grinned, "Nice to meet you Ms. Jones."
She smiled back down to me, "Its nice to meet you to Joseph." Miss Jones then checked the time and it was time for school to start.
"If youll excuse me, I must ring the bell." the teacher stood up from her desk and grabbed the hand bell that was sittin on the edge. She went over to the door and rang the bell. As she rang that bell all the kids ran and lined up at the door. Miss Jones then stepped to the side so all the kids could enter.
As everyone found a seat, Pa walked close to the edge of the wall and with a wave of his hand, he was gone.
Miss Jones spent most of the mornin getting the class in order. She started by having each of us read a page from a book and work a couple of math problems. Then she cided what grade we were goin to be in. She placed the girls on one side and the boys on the other. I was real lucky, cuz Mitch and me were in the same grade. We also got to sit by each other. Gettin to sit by Mitch didnt last long. We kept talkin and gigglin. So Miss Jones made Mitch move to another seat.
After everyone had a spot, Miss Jones passed out a few books to the kids that did not have any. After that we got to take a mornin break.
Me and Mitch ran out the door of the Town Hall, and meet under a nearby oak tree. I told him about my Sunday and how I had ta take a bath. Mitch told me his Ma made him take a bath too.
When break was over, we all went back inside. Miss Jones had us to the first two pages out of our readers and arithmetic books. This was real easy for Me and Mitch, we had done the same pages on Saturday.
At lunch we all went outside again to eat our lunch. Me, Mitch and a boy named Tommy all sat together.
"Boy school sure is borin" Mitch said as he reached in his lunch pail and pulled out an apple.
I took a piece of fried chicken out of my lunch, and took a bite. "Yea, it is borin, specially since we already done them pages."
Tommy took a bite out of a biscuit. As he started talkin little bits of food went flyin in the air. "Yea, Id rather be a fishin."
I sighed, "Yep me too."
Thats when Mitch got this funny look in his eye. He started talkin real fast as he looked around the school yard. It was like he was waitin for someone to step up and tell us to get back to work.
"Joe, lets do it."
I squinted my eyes. "Do what?"
Mitch looked at me like I was bein stupid, "Go fishin"
"Oh, sure we can go when youre allowed to come back over." I took another bite of my chicken.
Mitch kinda grinned. I shoulda known by that grin that we were headed for some trouble. "No Joe, lets go now."
I jumped up to my feet, "And play hooky?"
"Sure, we already done that work. We really wouldnt be missin nothin."
Hmmm...Mitch was right we had already done those pages in the book. But Pa wouldnt be happy if he found out I left school early on the first day.
I member Adam skippin school once. He wasnt very happy when Pa got done talkin too him.
"No, we better not Mitch, sides Pa will be here to pick me up this afternoon. Anyways we aint got no fishin poles." I sat back down beside my friend. I could tell he was still tryin to think of away to go fishin. His mouth was too the side, like he was thinkin real hard.
Tommy started talkin, "I live on the outskirts of town, we can go get my poles. We can go fish and be back before school is out. Then you can wait for your Pa outside. Hell never know that ya left school. Youll be gone before Miss Jones figures it out."
Mitchs started smilin real big, "Come on Joe, lets go."
I sit real still for a few minutes, I was tryin to think of the consequences if Pa found out. I made a face when I thought about what he would do.
"I dont know Mitch." I was tryin to talk my friend out of it.
Tommy leaned his head to the side, "Whatsa matter Cartwright, are ya scared." He then chuckled.
Well that was it. I wasnt gonna let know one tell me I was scared. I stood back up a look at Tommy in the eye. "I aint scared, lets go."
The three of us snuck away for the school. I had a real bad feelin in my stomach and I thought I was goin to throw up that chicken I had ate.
Mitch and Me waited behind one of the stores at the end of town, while Tommy went to get the poles. We then went to creek behind the stores and found a spot that was blocked from peoples view.
Boy did we have fun, we splashed water on each other, fished and Mitch took a quick nap.
When we thought it was time for school to be out we headed back to the town hall. We sat under the oak tree till the bell rang. All the other kids came out of the school and ran for home. It wasnt long after that that Pa showed up.
"How was the first day?" Pa asked as I ran over to him. "Ummm...it was fine Pa." I answered as I started to climb into the back of the wagon.
Pa looked over at me, "You wait right her Little Joe, I want to go have a word with Miss Jones, Ok?"
"Why Pa?" Im sure my eyes were as wide as pancakes my voice trembled.
Pa gave me a real odd look, "Hop Sing wants me to invite her for supper."
"Pa cant we do that some other night, I have lots of homework and I want to get home to do it." I licked my bottom lip. I just couldnt let Pa go talk to Miss Jones.
"Joseph, it will only take a few minutes." Pa got down from the wagon and started walking to the school house. I jumped down and ran up behind him.
I grabbed his arm and he turned around and frown at me. He looked down at my hands holdin on to his arm. Then he looked me right in the face. I knew that meant Id better let go. I let go of Pas arm, "Joseph, why dont you go wait in the wagon."
Pa pointed to the wagon. I was gettin real upset, "Paaaa..."
"Joe?"
"Mr Cartwright!!" I heard Miss Jones callin for Pa from the step of the town hall.
Pa turned around and called back, "Miss Jones, Ill be right there."
I watched as Miss Jones turned and went back inside the school.
"Joe go wait in the wagon, Ill be right back." Pa then turned and headed for the school.
What was I goin to do, I drug myself back to the wagon, and jumped up in the back. I sat sulkin waitin for Pa to come back out and pound me. Well he wouldnt pound me right then, but I bet hell feel like it.
The whole time I sat there I kept thinkin about all the things Pa could do to me. I had myself all worked up when I seen Pa come back outside.
He took them real long steps like he always does. And before I knew it he was standin beside the wagon.
"Joseph." Pas voice was so quiet I could barely hear him.
I looked up and noticed that vein in his neck was stickin out real far, boy was he mad. When I looked at his face, his lips were set in a real straight line. I found the tips of my boots real interestin.
"Yes Pa." I mumbled as I shifted my behind.
"We will talk more about what happened when we get home. And please look at me."
I glanced up, when I did I tried real hard not to cry. "Yes Pa."
Pa went to the front of the wagon and climbed into the seat. "It will be just a few more minutes, we are waiting for Miss Jones."
"Yes sir?" I answered in a whisper.
Who knew that Pa would be invitin Miss Jones to dinner tonight?
All of the sudden my thoughts shifted from my troubles to what the other kids would think about the teacher eatin as my house.
I just wont say nothin, if anyone found out that we had Miss Jones over for supper, well that would be plum awful. I was smart enough to keep my mouth closed though.
Before I knew it Miss Jones was sittin on the wooden seat of the wagon, and we were on our way home.
Miss Jones told Pa all about her first exciting day. She even brought up the fact that three of her students decided to play hooky this afternoon. I think she was tryin to make me feel bad. It worked.
When she stared talkin about it Pa got real quiet and I seen him glance over his shoulder at me. I was real tempted to jump out of the wagon and let it run over me. But with all the bad luck I have been havin It would miss and I would be in even more trouble for jumping out of a movin wagon.
So I sat real still in the back, while Miss Jones talked on and on about her day.
Arriving on the Ponderosa, we found Adam and Hoss finishing up the afternoon chores. Since we had waited for Miss Jones, I missed out on my share. Im just real sad about that, ha ha ha.
Adam and Hoss came over to the wagon to see who we had with us. Pa introduced Miss Jones to my brothers. He then got down off the wagon seat, and went over to help her down.
"Little Joe, Do you have any homework?" Pa asked as we walked toward the house.
Since I had missed the second half of school, I wasnt fer sure. Miss Jones stepped forward and handed me my books.
"Finish the lessons that I gave you this morning. There is also a list of spelling words you may study."
Miss Jones gave me a quirky smile, while Pa raised his eyebrow.
Pa told me that since I didnt have any chores to do, I could go get started on that homework before supper. I was gettin ready to say somethin but changed my mind when I remembered what kinda trouble I was in.
So instead I walked to the house. I went inside and worked on my studies until it was almost time for dinner.
I looked up from my reader when the front door opened. First Pa came inside, he looked over and scowled at me. Behind Pa was Hoss, he had a big smile on his face. Probably cuz it was supper time. Then Adam came in with Miss Jones on his right arm.
When I smiled at him, he rolled his eyes. Miss Jones was smilin real real big, showin all her teeth. Adam didnt look real happy that she was talkin with him.
At six oclock sharp, Hop Sing announced that dinner was ready. We all went and washed our hands. Then I went over and almost plopped down in my seat before thinkin. But Adam saved me by running over and pulling me up before Pa and Miss Jones got there. Adam reminded me that we had a guest and I had better watch my manners. Adam, Hoss, and me then stood by our chairs while Pa pulled out the chair for Miss Jones.
Miss Jones, chose to sit in the chair closest to Adam, I wonder why?
While we ate our dinner, Miss Jones once again told the story of how her day went. And how three of her students played hooky. I just about choked on my stew. Why did she have to keep bringin that up.
I was so deep in thought I didnt even hear Pa speakin to me. Finally, someone kicked me under the table. I heard myself raisin my voice, "Why did ya do that fer?" All of the sudden I realized Pa was frowning at me.
"Sorry Pa." I looked around the table tryin to figure out who had kicked me.
"Miss Jones was speaking to you son." Pa pointed his fork toward my teacher.
I blushed, "Sorry maam."
She smiled a big toothy grin, "Its quite all right Joseph. I was just wondering how you enjoyed school today."
She cleared her throat, "Well this morning, how did you enjoy this morning."
Adam and Hoss turned their heads and looked at each other.
I didnt know what to say, "ummmm....It was real fun?"
My answer must have been good enough, cuz she turned her ttention back to Adam. I breathed a sigh of relief. Adam, however, looked as if he was just thrown off a horse.
Later that evening, Pa had Adam escort the new teacher back to town.
Adam tried to talk Pa into lettin Hoss take her home, but Pa said he didnt feel comfo...comfort...able about Hoss drivin the wagon at night.
So even though Adam wasnt real happy about it he went and hitched up the wagon and took Miss Jones home. Pa then asked Hoss to go finish the evening chores.
He was tryin to get everyone out of the house so he could talk to me. It was fine by me if he never got around to it.
Hop Sing excused himself and went out the back door. He said he needed to do somethin, but I dont know what.
Pa went and sat down on the settee. He then raised his hand and waved for me to come stand in fornta him. Seems like lately, Ive been standin in fronta Pa a lot.
I went over and stood in fronta the fireplace, Pa was rubbing his chin.
"Would you like to tell me what you were thinking?" Pa had a real serous look on his face.
I kept on openin my mouth but nothin would came out. "Pa I tried to think real hard about what would happen. But then Tommy told me I was scared, and well I was, but I didnt want Tommy to know that I was. Soooo Me and Mitch and Tommy left the school yard and Tommy went and got his fishin poles and...." I stopped for a moment. "I pose I wasnt thinkin real good Pa."
Pa told me that it was a..par..ant that I wasnt thinkin at all. He said he was real surprised that we played hooky on the first day.
I told him I was real surprised too. You know he didnt think I was very funny. "Cuz when I said that his frown got deeper and then that other vein on his neck started throbbin.
Pa had me step closer, I kept taken little steps. I didnt want to be any closer than I had to. When I was finally close nough, he grabbed my left arm and turned me around. I closed my eyes real tight cuz I knew he was gettin ready to swat my hind end. He doesnt grab my arm like that unless that is what he is goin to do.
Sure nough, he swatted me four times. Not nough to make me cry, but nough that my tail would be stingin for a while.
"Joseph, I very disappointed in your behavior. Im not sure what has gotten into you lately, but I hope your attitude changes and fast." He then let go of my arm and turned me back around.
I was so shamed of myself, I hate when Pa is disappointed in me. On top of gettin my tail swatted, I am now restricted to the yard for two extra weeks and I have to pologize to Miss Jones. And if Miss Jones wants to punish me Pa says I have to take her punishment without fussin.
Pa pulled me into his arms and gave me a big hug. "I think its time for you to go to bed young man."
I answered in a real sad voice, "Yes Pa."
I walked to the bunk room and took off my clothes. I slipped on a cool night shirt and went to bed.. The next thing I knew it was morning and the sun was shining into the bunk room window.
I hurried out of bed and got dressed. I then went outside to do my chores. Adam and Hoss had already started doin theirs.
Adam stopped at looked at me, "Over slept again, I see."
I yelled back at Adam with my eyes squinted, "Well if ya would wake me up, I wouldnt"
Pa had overheard us in the barn, and stepped out to put a stop to the fight fore it got started. "We dont have time to argue boys, theres to much to do. Joseph, I dont want you late for school, so hurry up and get your chores finished. Then you may go in the house to get some breakfast."
I did my chores as fast as I could, and then went and ate. When I was finished, Pa had the wagon hitched up so he could take me to school. "Pa......" I began to pout, "When are you gonna let me ride Paint?"
"Joe, weve already discussed this. If I remember correctly, I said that when you could behave you could ride Paint." Pa motioned for me to get into the wagon.
"But Pa....Ive been real good for ...........well, never mind Pa." I hadnt been good for a whole day in along time.
When we arrived in town, Pa pulled the wagon to a halt in front of the school. He got down from the front while I was gettin out of the back.
"Pa, what are you doin?"
Pa walked around the wagon and placed his hand on my back. We then started to walk toward the building.
"Im walking you inside. I want to make sure you apologize to Miss Jones."
I stopped and looked up at him. "Pa I promise Ill pologize."
Pa looked down at me, "I cant trust you right now Joseph. I think it would be best if I walked inside with you." It made me feel real sad that Pa didnt think he could trust me. I didnt like that feelin at all.
We walked inside and Miss Jones raised her head at the sound of our boots.
She smiled, "Good Morning Mr. Cartwright, Joseph, is Adam with you?"
Pa cleared his throat a little, "um, no he is not."
Miss Jones face fell. "Oh, well then what can I do for you?" Her eyes moved to me.
"Joseph has somethin to say to you, dont you Joseph." Pa pushed me a little so I had to take a step forward.
I licked my lips, I hate pologizin to someone, "Yes sir."
I looked over at Pa he raised his eyebrows. I then looked back at Miss Jones. "Im sorry for playin hooky yesterday." I was talkin real quiet.
Miss Jones leaned over the desk, "Im sorry Joseph, I didnt hear what you said."
I lifted my head up, and spoke a little louder. "Im sorry for playin hooky yesterday."
She sat back in her chair, "Well, Im glad you are sorry."
"Yes maam."
Miss Jones shifted a little and crossed her arms in front of her. "Well what do you suppose we should do about this?"
Pa spoke up, "Miss Jones Ive already punished him at home. What ever you decide is fine by me."
"Well let me see." I could tell Miss Jones was thinkin real hard, cause she had her nose all wrinkled up.
"You missed three hours of school yesterday. I think you should stay after school for one hour for three days. This way you will make up your lost time. If it makes you feel any better Joseph, Mitch and Tommy will be joining you."
Well it didnt make me feel any better, but I just answered, "Yes maam."
"You may start staying after today. If that is fine with you Mr. Cartwright."
Pa nodded his head, "Yes thats fine." He then turned his head to look at me. "Someone will be here to pick you up this afternoon."
"Yes Pa."
"Miss Jones, I must be leaving now. I hope you have a nice day." Pa grinned at the teacher and then turned and started to leave the room.
He stopped for a minute in the doorway. "Joseph, please try to behave today." Pa was tryin to sound real serious.
"Yes Pa." I felt my face gettin hot.
I learned from Mitch that his Pa did about the same thing my Pa did.. Funny how my Pa thinks like his. The morning went by real slow, it wasnt until lunch time that things started goin wrong.
Me and Mitch was havin lunch under our tree when Miss Jones came up to us. "I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed dinner at your house last night, Joseph. Please tell your father that I said thank you once again."
Mitch gave me the surprised look and Miss Jones smiled at me real big. She then turned and walked back to the school house.
"You had the teacher eatin at your house?" Mitch asked in a real nasty tone. "I didnt know you liked Miss Jones."
"Quit teasin me Mitch, I didnt invite her, my Pa did." I started hollorin.
"I guess since youre the teachers pet now, you aint gonna have to do your homework." Mitch yelled as he started standin up.
"I aint the teachers pet Mitch, and you better take that back" I had jumped to my feet, my hands formed into fists. "And if you say one more thing like that, Im going to punch you good."
"Yeah?" Mitch answered as his eyes narrowed.
I answered back in a nasty tone, "Yeah!"
I dont know why but Mitch just had to say it."Teachers pet!! Joes the teachers pet! Joes the teachers pet!!!" All the other children started to gather around us, and I noticed some of them had started laughin.
Well thats all it took, I lifted my left arm and in one swing , I socked my best friend right in the nose.
Mitch reached up and discovered blood was drippin from where I had hit him. Before I knew what was happin Mitch threw a punch. In no time we were rolling around in the dirt, swingin punches.
Our classmates started to shout, "Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight....." as we continued to fight in the middle of the street in front of the town hall.
In the distance I heard one of the other kids say, "You better stop, her comes Miss Jones."
Just then a hand yanked me up by my collar. Then I noticed that Mitch was also jerked to his feet. At first I was thinkin, boy Miss Jones is sure strong. But then I noticed that she was standin in front of us. She had a scowl on her face and was pantin from were she ran from inside the buildin.
If Miss Jones was standin over there, then who was holdin onto us? My question was answered as I heard a voice I knew only to well.
"JOSEPH, what I on earth are you doing, son!!" Pas voice was echoing down the street. Shear panic went all the way down to my toes. Oh oh....Pa had seen me fightin, boy was I in trouble, again.
As Pa keep a strong grip on our collars, Miss Jones told the other students to go back in to the classroom. I heard her give structions to the class, telling them to read to themselves. She then stepped back outside, so she could handle the situation at hand.
"Mr. Cartwright, thank you so much for breaking up this fight. I just dont know what has gotten into some of my students." she spoke to my father, even though she was looking directly at us.
To me, she was the least of my problems. Pa was not goin to be happy that I had been fightin at school. It was just this mornin that he dropped me off and told be to behave. Well I tried, a little.
Pas voice answered back as he let go of mine and Mitchs collars. "Just lucky that I had come back to town. If not I would not have seen what was happening. Ill leave these two to you Miss Jones.." Pa was gettin ready to walk away when she stopped him.
"Ummm....Mr. Cartwright, may I speak to you for a moment." She motioned for Pa to come closer.
"Of course, what is it, Miss Jones." Pa was now standing next to my teacher, he looked at Mitch then at me. I could tell he was mad, he had that "look" on his face.
I heard the teacher whisper, "Im not sure exactly what to do with them. I just need your advise of how to punish them."
"I see." Pa shifted on his feet, "What ever punishment you think of , Im sure will be appropriate."
"Well thats just it Mr. Cartwright, what do you think it should be?"
Pa thought for a moment, "I think they both should stay after school, and send a note home to the parents. Believe me, I will be discussing this with Joseph at home."
"Mr. Cartwright, they are both already staying after school." Miss Jones had a scowl on her face.
"Well they can stay after next week too." Pa glanced over at me and I looked down at the ground.
Pa headed back to the tradinpost. He said he would be back to pick me up later.
Miss Jones moved over to stand by Mitch and me. Mitch was sniffling and I was kickin the dirt with my boots. "Boys." she sounded like she was nervous, "I must say I am very disappointed with the both of you. I will be sending notes home to your parents, and you both will write 500 times "I will not start unnecessary fights with my classmates." And no recess for the rest of the week." Miss Jones pointed to the school, so me and Mitch would know that she wanted up to go start on them sentences.
I hate writtin on ccount that Im left handed. My words are kinda slanted and messed up. I was real scared about goin home, cuz Pa knew about the fight. Mitch didnt look any happier than me. As I set written my sentences I kept wonderin if I would ever be allowed to ride Paint to school. "Member Pa said I had to be real good before I could ride Paint to school by myself. Well I sure havent been good lately.
I was glad when the end of the day arrived. I just needed to get out of that stuffy old school house. When Miss Jones finally rang the bell I got up to leave.
I heard Miss Jones clear her throat. "Joseph, I think you have forgotten that you have to stay after school". I groaned as I turned back around and took my seat..
Miss Jones made us clean the blackboard, sweep the class room, and empty the trash.
That was the longest hour of my life, I dont even do them chores at home, unless Pa makes me. When she finally told us it was time for us to leave, we both ran for the door.
Thats when it occurred to me, that I wished I was back in the school. When we stepped outside, Mitch went and saddled his horse, he then headed home slowly. His Pa wasnt goin to be any happier than my Pa.
I turned around and started walkin too the wagon. As I got closer I could see Pa was frownin at me from the wagon seat. "Joseph...come on son, we need to get home."
I licked my lips, then answered real slow, "Yes Pa." I jumped into the wagon and we were on our way home. Pa didnt say nothin about the fight, instead he just sat there kinda quiet. I think he was tryin to think about what he was goin to do when we got home.
I was startin to feel real bad, bout all the stuff I had done lately. I sat with my head hangin real low. When we pulled into the yard, Pa was gettin ready to jump off his seat.
"Pa?" I whispered real soft.
Pa stopped and set back down. "Yes, Joseph?"
"Im real sorry Pa. Bout the way I been actin lately." I was so shamed of myself I couldnt even look at Pa in the face.
I then reached in my pocket and pulled out the note Miss Jones had given me. "Pa, heres the note Miss Jones gave me, you know bout the fight."
Pa unfolded the paper real slow, he then read what Miss Jones had wrote. I was real nervous bout how Pa might punish me. He dont like fightin in school.
"What was the fight about?" Pa folded the paper and stuffed it back in his pocket.
I took a real deep breath, "I hit Mitch "cuz he called me teacher's pet."
I looked over and Pa raised his eyebrow, "Do you think that is a reason to hit someone?"
"Pa...he was makin fun of me, then he had all the kids doin it too."
"I see. But thats not what I asked you. Do you think that is a reason to hit someone?" Pa had turned so he was lookin at me from the side.
"No. I mean, no, sir." I could feel his eyes on me so I did not look up.
"Joe look at me please." I hate when Pa makes us look at him, its the hardest thing I gotta do. But I think Pa knows that and that is why he makes us do it. When I looked at his face I didnt see anger like I thought I would, instead he looked disappointed. Then I started feelin even worse.
Pa jumped down off the wagon, he then waved for me to follow. As we started unhitchin the horses he started lecturin me bout fightin.
"You will apologize to Mitch and Miss Jones. Understood?" Pa led the first horse into the barn as I followed slowly behind.
"Yes Pa."
"Joseph, name calling is not a reason to start a fight. I dont want a repeat of todays behavior." Pa picked up the curry-comb and started brushin the horses.
"Pa? Are ya goin..." I hesitated. "Are you goin to spank me?" My stomach felt like it was doin flips.
"No, not this time." Pa glanced over at me when I sighed with relief.
"But you will still be punished." A frown came back onto my face as I watched Pa finish up brushin the horse.
He stepped out of the stall and moved to the next one. I stood real still, waitin for my punishment.
"First, you will apologize." Pa looked at me to make sure I was payin close attention.
"You will fulfill your punishment at school."
I shifted my feet, "Yes Pa. Is that all?"
"No, young man it is not. You are not to ride Paint until your punishment is over at school."
I could feel myself gettin mad, but I didnt let Pa know. "But Pa..." I was goin to try to fuss, but I stopped when I noticed Pa had put down the curry-comb and was standin with his hands on his belt.
Not gettin to ride Paint at all was an awful punishment. That means I wont be able to ride her again till the week after next.
"Joe, you will became a very unhappy little boy if you dont try a little harder to stay out of trouble. Youve only been in school for two days and you have played hooky and were involved in a fight." Pa finished up the second horse.
We then walked to the house together. I looked up at Pa, "I dont mean to get into trouble Pa, It just happens."
Pa grinned, "I know Joe, but youre just going to have to try harder."
The next mornin Pa told Adam he was goin to have to take me into town to school.
Adam was not happy, "Paaa...Miss Jones....well she...you know..."
"Yes, son?" Pa raised his right eyebrow as he cleared his throat and grinned.
Adam rolled his eyes, "Never mind Pa" He grabbed his hat and went out the door.
Pa turned his ttention to me, "Joseph, dont forget Adam will walk you in so you can apologize. One of us will be there to pick you up this afternoon. And please stay out of trouble." Pa then went out the front door while I followed right behind him.
Miss Jones was so happy to see Adam that I had a hard time gettin to apologize.
"Oh, Mr. Cartwright." Miss Jones said as she ran up to my brother.
I seen Adam take a deep breath and close his eyes. "Miss Jones, its nice to see you again."
Miss Jones grabbed my brothers arm, "You must come inside." She dragged him inside the school. The whole time he was squirmin like a worm on a hook.
I just stood to the side tryin to act like I didnt notice.
I did the pologizin that had to be done. Then Miss Jones sent me outside so that she could talk to Adam. Poor Adam he looked like he just got shot.
I few minutes later Miss Jones stepped out on the wooden sidewalk, she was smilin so big you could count her teeth. Adam came out behind her, he was rubbin the top of his nose. He does that when somethin is gettin on his nerves.
Miss Jones rang the bell and we all ran to go inside. Adam stopped me before I made it to the door.
"Joe, Pa will be back to pick you up." He said it like he was goin to tell Pa that.
I shrugged my shoulder and went inside, took my seat, and started to study my spellin words. All day Miss Jones kept tellin everyone how nice Adam was. I really thought I was goin to throw up.
That afternoon Pa came to pick me up. I asked him where Adam was and he told me he was back at the ranch doin some extra chores.
I was real curious why Adam didnt come to get me. I mean he said Pa was goin too, but I thought Pa would make him come.
"Pa. Why is Adam doin extra chores?" I pose I was being nosey.
All Pa would say was his sons know a might better than to be sassy. I was guessin that meant Adam told Pa he wasnt comin to get me. Pa told me to worry about myself, cuz I had my own problems.
I could tell by the frown on his face he was gettin irritated. So I quit askin questions.
Over the next few weeks, Pa and Adam took turns takin me back and forth to school. I didnt play hooky no more, even though Tommy tried to talk me into it. But I thought about it real hard and I membered what the con..sequences would be. So I told him no way.
Miss Jones came by the Ponderosa a lot, she always said she was lost. But I think she was lookin for Adam. Every time she showed up Pa would frown at me. I guess he thought I was in some sort of trouble. But I was bein real good. I didnt get in to any more trouble, well not much anyways.
When Miss Jones told Pa I had been real good at school, he puffed up like an ole bullfrog. I could tell that he was real proud of me, cuz his face got real bright and he smiled at me. I was proud to, cuz I stayed out of trouble for so long. That night at supper Pa said he had a prise for me.
"What is it Pa?" I was so excited I couldnt sit still.
Pa pointed his fork at me, while Adam and Hoss watched. "I think since you have learned to behave yourself. On Monday you may start riding Paint to school."
I just about jumped out of my chair cuz I was cited, "Thanks Pa!"
Adam looked real happy too, cuz that would mean he didnt have to talk to Miss Jones at school anymore.
So here I am saddling paint gettin ready to go to school. I feel a lot better now, cuz Pa told be I learned from my mistakes and he trust me again. It sure is a nice feelin for Pa to feel that way.
I led Paint out of the barn and jumped on her back. I waited for Pa to come over to tell me goodbye.
"Little Joe?" Pa looked up at me, and I could tell Pa was real proud by the look in his eye.
I felt my chest puff out a little, "Yes Pa?"
"Behave yourself, and straight to school and back, understood?" Pa had grabbed the reins of my horse.
I thought for a second fore I answered. I dont ever want to lose Pas trust again or my horse Paint.
So I smiled at Pa real big before I started talkin. "Ill be real good Pa. Honest."
Pa had a big grin on his face, as he stroked Paints neck, "Joe I hope your right about staying out of trouble. I am running out of punishment." He then chuckled and let go of the reins.
I rolled my eyes and nudged Paint. We slowly started trottin out of the yard to head for school. I turned my head and yelled back at Pa. "Bye, Pa, see ya this afternoon."
I knew Pa would never run out of punishments. Even though I hope he will every time I get in some sort of trouble. Maybe today Ill be lucky and wont get caught doin nothin I aint suppose to. But with Miss Jones as the teacher who knows.
The End