4. Teacher’s Pet
Dr. Gregory (biology teacher): You have a first rate mind and you can think on your feet. Imagine what you could accomplish if you actually did the…
Buffy: The homework thing?
Dr. Gregory: The homework thing.
Buffy: Well, looks who’s here…
Angel: Hi.
Buffy: I’d say it’s nice to see you, but then we both know that’s a big fib.
Angel: I won’t be long.
Buffy: No, you’ll just give me a cryptic warning about some exciting new catastrophe, and then disappear into the night, right?
Angel: You’re cold.
Buffy: You can take it.
Angel: I mean…you look cold.
Buffy: What happened?
Angel: I didn’t pay attention.
Buffy: To somebody with a big fork?
Angel: He’s coming.
Buffy: The fork guy?
Angel: Don’t let me corner you! Don’t give him a moment’s mercy. He’ll rip your throat out.
Buffy: OK, I'll give you approved marks for that one. Ripping the throat out. It’s a strong visual, it’s not cryptic.
Giles: That’s all he said? "Fork-guy"?
Buffy: That’s all crypto-guy said. "Fork-guy".
Giles: I think there are too many guys in your life.
Giles: God, every day here is the same.
Buffy: Bright, sunny, beautiful. However can we escape this torment?
Xander: You two are probably a little too young to understand what an older woman would see in a younger man.
Buffy: Oh, I understand.
Xander: Good.
Buffy: A younger man is too dumb to wonder why an older woman can’t find someone her own age, and to desperate to care about the surgical improvements.
Giles: You went hunting last night?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: When you assured me you wouldn’t?
Buffy: Yes. I lied, I’m a bad person. Let’s move on.
Giles: This computer invasion that Willow’s performing on the coroner’s office…One assumes it’s entirely legal?
Buffy: Of course!
Willow: Entirely!
Giles: Right. Wasn’t here, didn’t see it, couldn’t have stopped you.
Buffy: Good idea.
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