5. Never Kill a Boy On the First Date
Buffy: We haven’t been properly introduced. I’m Buffy, and you’re history!
*After Buffy has slayed a vampire, Giles finds a ring that belonged to the vampire. *
Buffy: Oh, that’s great. I kill them – you fence their stuff.
*At the library*
Buffy: Oh, Owen..! Hi!
Giles: What do you want?
Owen: A book.
Giles: Oh…
Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth…
Giles: Well, you know what they. 90% av vampire slaying is ...is waiting.
Buffy: You couldn't have told me that 90% ago?
Giles: (*About Buffy*) She is the strangest girl.
Buffy: Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date.
Buffy: If the apocalypse comes - beep me!
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