6. The Pack
*Buffy, Xander and Willow at the zoo*
Xander: Buffy, this isn’t just about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class.
Buffy: You know, you’re right. Suddenly the animals look shiny and new.
Xander: You’ve got to have perspective.
*Xander is acting strange, and Buffy complains to Giles about it.*
Buffy: It’s bad, isn’t it?
Giles: It’s devestating. He’s turned into a sixteen year old boy. Of course you’ll have to kill him.
Buffy: Giles, I’m serious!
Giles: So am I...except the part about killing him. Testosteron is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will however get over it.
Buffy: I can not belive that you of all people are trying to Scully me! There is something supernatural at work here! Get your books, look stuff up!
*Mr. Flutie has found the kids who ate the pig, and intends to punish them.*
Mr. Flutie: You’re gonna have so much detention, your grandchildren will be staying after school.
*Buffy is dragging an unconscious Xander into the library.*
Buffy: Hurry up, we got to get him locked up somehow, before he comes to.
Willow: Oh, my God, Xander! What happened?
Buffy: I hit him.
Willow: With what?
Buffy: A desk.
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