8. I Robot, You Jane
Xander: It’s just ….this Malcolm guy. What’s his deal? And tell me you’re not slightly wigged?
Buffy: OK, slightly. I mean, this not knowing what he’s really like.
Xander: Or who he really is. I mean sure he says he’s a high school-student, but I can say I’m a high-school student.
Buffy: You are.
Xander: OK, but I can also say that I’m an elderly Dutch woman. Get me? And who’s to say I’m not if I’m in the elderly Dutch chat room.
Buffy: I get your point…I get your point…This guy could be anybody. He could be…he could be weird, or crazy, or old or...He could be a circus freak. He’s probably a circus freak!
Xander: Yeah, I mean we hear that all the time. People meet on the net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show. Horrible axe-murder.
Buffy: Willow…axe-murdered by circus freak. OK, OK. What do we do? What are we doing?! Xander! You are getting me started. We are totally overreacting.
Giles: Well, it’s been so nice talking to you.
Miss. Calendar: We were fighting!
Giles: Let’s do it again sometime…Bye now.
*Buffy, Xander and Giles have just found out that the demon Moloch is in the computer system.*
Xander: Are we overreacting? He’s in a computer, what can he do?
Buffy: You mean besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don’t know. How about mess up all the medical equipment in the world?
Giles: Randomize traffic-signals?
Buffy: Access launch codes for our nuclear missiles?
Giles: Destroy the world’s economy?
Buffy: I think I pretty much capped it with that nuclear missile thing.
Giles: All right, yours was best.
Giles: Miss Calendar and I are working to get Moloch offline.
Buffy: Here’s a tip - Hurry!
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