9. The Puppet Show
Buffy: Well, if it isn’t the great producer!
Xander: I had to see this to believe it.
Giles: Oh, you three..
Buffy: The school talent show. However did you finagle such a primo assignment?
Giles: Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow: I think they call them principals now.
Buffy: Giles, into every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show, You can not escape your destiny.
Giles: If you had any shred of decency you would participate…or at least help.
Buffy: Nah, I think I’ll take on your traditional role. And watch.
Xander: And mock.
Willow: And laugh.
Willow: I think dummies are cute, you don’t?
Buffy: No, they give me the wig, ever since I was little.
Willow: I saw a dummy, it gave me the wig. There really wasn’t a story there.
Cordelia: It’s just such a tragedy for me, Emma was like my best friend!
Xander: Emily.
Sid (The dummy): You win. Now you can take your heart and your brain and move on.
Buffy: I’m sure they would have made great trophies for your case.
Sid: That would have been justice.
Buffy: Yeah, except for one thing. You lost, and now you’ll never be human.
Sid: Yeah, well neither will you.
Buffy & Sid: What?!
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