Well, what can I say? I like 'em cheap. Sloppy too...bald spot, beer gut, you know. And the pants, that kind of slip down in the back giving you that great plumber's shot. That just sends me through the roof.
~Rory
I was in the German Club. There were only three of us, and then two of us left to join the French Club after seeing Schindler's List.
~Rory
Mary, like Virgin Mary. It means they think you're a goody-goody. - Lorelai
What would they have called me if they thought I was bad? - Rory
They might have added a 'Magdalene' to it. - Lorelai
Biblical insults. This really is an advanced school. - Rory
Oh, is there a you're crazy team? Because I think they'd make you captain.
~Lorelai
To me you are the teacher in a Charlie Brown cartoon.
~Michel
What do you know about golf? - Richard
That it's a good walk spoiled? - Rory
Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you have met over the years, but most of them are insufferable. - Michel
Really? - Lorelai
That is why I left France. - Michel
I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers. - Lorelai
So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal? - Rory
Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips! - Lorelai
Why, what was wrong with that one? - Luke
It was pink. - Jess
We can paint it. - Luke
You mean I can paint it. -Jess
We can paint it together. -Luke
Great, then we can hold hands and skip afterwards. - Jess
