All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From X-Men: Evolution
- Never trust your principal.
- Just because your brother has been lost for 10 years, doesn't necessarily mean it's best if you start seeing him again.
- Skateboarding does NOT automatically make you cool.
- Kidnapping the girl you like will lead to no good, even if you have planned a dinner by candlelight for her. To all the guys out there, stalking is a turn-off. Trust me.
- Puns are EVIL!!!
- Boredom and superpowers are never a healthy mix.
- Pissing off guys with nicknames like "Wolverine" is generally not a good idea.
- Slime is not attractive.
- Attempting to drop a scoreboard on your principal will not get you a date.
- It's not paranoia if there ARE African tribesmen out to get you.
- NEVER ask "Where's the harm in one dance?"
- Don't let your idiot brother go surfing in a storm no matter how much he whines or uses out-of-date surferisms (unless you want him to drown in which case it's okay.)
- Boredom + image inducers = badness.
- If everyone knows you're destined, just get together and stop pussyfooting around already because no one wants to see it.
- Snowball fights are more fun with powers.
- When your professor tells you not to hurt someone, that means do not throw a car at him telekinetically
- Life is more fun with Gambit around. ((But of course, the people in Evolution wouldn't know that! *humpf*))
- Irritating people with cameras should be shot.
- Do not laugh at the scary fat guy that could squish you like a bug.
- Saying "like" and "you know" and "totally" every other word will serve no purpose other than to make you sound like an airhead.
- Wearing a pyramid hat will not make you smarter, but it will make you look like an idiot.
- Chicks usually do not dig the fuzzy dude.
- Gothic chicks rock! ((Oh, we're not biased...*whistling innocently* Nooo... What would possibly make you think that we were biased?))
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