Funny Xena Sayings

Copper breastplates intimidate. Thigh-high boots convey power. Weapons are always appropriate accesories. Dress codes are not to be taken lightly.
Never put off until tomorrow- what you can decapitate today
Remember: Never practice your smiting on an ally. Blood spilled unnecessarily can never be erased from the mind's eye...Nor can it be easily removed from living room carpets.
With a smile, a possitive attitude, and a cheerful disposition...you can get up really close to an enemy and kill him before he has ANY idea what the hell's happening.
Sending a brief thank-you note to a fellow warlord, after you've enjoyed a successful summit meeting, is considered good etiquette. Sending a sympathy card to his next of kin, after you've killed him, is also encouraged.
Romance within the ranks is frowned upon. However, extraordinarily close, wildly flirtatious, sexually ambiguous friendships between warrioe princesses and their nubile, young, strawberry-blonde companions are, as always highly encouraged.
It's true, beauty really is only skin deep. I mean, once you're gouged through that first inch or two...trust me on this one.
Motivation os troops can be accomplished through praise, clear communication of the task at hand, and powerful speech. Or, you could just skip all that, and let loose with a well-screamed "YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI".
I'll add more later for you, probably in a couple of days, so check back later!