A Xena Satire
Callisto was once a great warrior. She battled many
warlords and fought bravely for
she had no heart. All her life she looked to avenge
her deceased mother and sister by killing
the one who had killed them...Ares! She searched all
over Greece leaving a path of
destruction wherever she went. Then one day, after
many years of searching, she came
across a little girl who lived in Amphipolis. This
girl was a free spirit who dreamed of a life
away from the boredom of living on a farm and arranged
marriages. She decided to take this
girl to be her avenger. If something would ever happen
to her, this girl would take her place.
This special girls name was Xena. Over the year Xena
grew from a beautiful girl to an even
more beautiful woman. As her eyes were opened by the
great warrior, her heart never
hardened completely. She was still open to the ideas
of hope and love but never had a
second thought about killing an innocent.
Xena grew away from the now aging warrior. Callisto's
rage of fire had gone out. Her quest
was lost and her apprentice was drawing away from the
dark side. The dark haired girl
traveled all over the ancient isles. She had many
adventures over many years. As she grew
older into her late twenties, she decided that
Callisto had taught her something useful in
their time together. She decided to go back to Greece
and find a worthy apprentice.
Xena looked all over for a worthy student for her
teaching. She finally found one in a rich
city of Poteidaia. At first this spoiled little
princess didn't seem all that appealing to the
warrior, but after many weeks staying at the city she
found that this girl, named Gabrielle,
had a passion for the unknown and got what she wanted
no matter how hard she had to work
to achieve the goal.
The two left Poteidaia and had many travels together.
Xena taught Gabrielle many skills that
included fighting. As their friendship grew Xena
became aware of Gabrielle changing. She
had been quite taken with a friend of Xena's, the God
Ares. This greatly disturbed Xena,
for she had secretly loved Ares for many years. Ares
who had fought for good for many
years he knew of the warriors love for him but he was
in love with Aphrodite.
Many of you may ask, "Why did Ares destroy a village
out of cold blood if he fought for
good?" Well as you may have guessed there is many
forms of good, some in war and others
in peace. Ares destroyed the village because it
contained the followers of the evil God
Dayhawk. It was necessary to destroy the village
because the only way to fight fire, is with
fire as some great people have said. The victory was
a milestone in the paths for good's
fight.
Ares grew up like normal god, spoiled to ever extent,
money or power was not a problem, for
the God's had much to spare. He had never met anyone
as beautiful as Aphrodite. He has
no relation to the goddess of love what so ever, as
some have heard. The two grew up
together and know each other well.
Well, enough of the God of War for now, that's not
when our story starts. It starts on a
sunny day, how original, and Xena and Gabrielle were
having a quarrel: "You broke my flat
edged, specially made dagger!" roared Gabrielle.
"Well, what happened to my important
document for the King of Eskas?" Xena inquired,
equally steamed.
As they quarreled Ares and Aphrodite were quietly
strolling by, totally absorbed in each
other. Xena and Gabrielle's fight rotated over to
where the two lovers were. The fight
stopped suddenly as the two noticed the couple. Both
of the warriors hearts were in flames!
Who was this half dressed tramp in ink stealing their
hunky God of War? Well they would
soon get struck by the agony of what we call reality.
Ares, knowing of the warriors love for him, felt that
a fight could be brewing. He had seen
in past experiences that when Xena and Gabrielle
worked together, anything can and will get
accomplished.
Aphrodite knowing about Xena and Gab's adventures,
written in The Xena Scrolls, knew that
she could take them on! In a flash of fury, hearts,
and sword blades, the fight was on. But
before it could get very far the whole scene got
blurry and turned into mass confusion...
...A scene came of two women, one young and fair
haired, the other older, and wiser with
hair the color of a raven, lying around a smoldering
campfire. The sun was just rising in the
horizon, spreading beautiful colors over the two.
They awoke with a start. The blond one
saying, "I just had the weirdest dream." Xena
answered with a sleepy, "Me too..."