I went balling the other night
Started drinking and got real tight
I blew each and all my friends
Felt so good I had to blow again

I said Hey bartender,
Hey man, looka here.
Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer.

Well, I saw a chick sitting on the end.
I said Baby can we be friends?
You look as sweet as you can be
Well come on down and drink with me.

I said Hey bartender,
Hey man looka here.
Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer.
Elwood!

Well, we was having so much fun,
I didn't know it was half past one.
I turned around to have one more,
I looked at the clock and it was half past four!

Hey bartender,
Hey man looka here.
Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer.

Well jukebox's playin' everything
All the cats began to sing.
I heard somebody called and said,
Last round for alk-y-hol.

I said Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer.