Hey folks, here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher.
She was a low down hoochie coocher.
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.

Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokie.
She loved him though he was cokey.
He took her down to Chinatown
and he showed her how to kick the gong around.

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Whoah (Whoah)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
A hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)

She had a dream about the king of Sweden.
He gave her things that she was needin'.
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car with the platinum wheels.

Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho)
Scoodley voo, scoodley voo, scoodley voodley-voodley voo (......)***
..... (.....)***

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses.
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses.
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times.

Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)
Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)
Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)
Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)

Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min.

***Okay. That line is, I think, pretty close to what he says there. That last line is up to anybody's interpretation. ;-)