Getting Rid of "Q" Part two
(Last time on DS9: Q has invaded the station and Odo has been turned into a humanoid. All the crew including Morn and Quark are in Ops)
Sisko:Ok, now were back. Got a follow up plan to that last one O'brien?
O'brien: no sir
Sisko: Figures.
Odo: See? My plan was better!
O'brien: Yeah right Odo. Farting is a brilliant plan!
Sisko: Look both of you had stupid plans!! (calms himself) Ok,Ok major any ideas?
Kira: *mutters* yeah like push you out the airlock
Sisko: What was that major?
Kira: nothing... nothing Captain I don't have any ideas..
Sisko: Worf?
Worf: Duh....
Quark: Yeah right like Worf ever gets any ideas!
Worf: Can I please just shoot him!
Sisko: (considers it) mm... (shakes his head) maybe later.
Sisko: Morn?
Morn:
Sisko: Morn that's brilliant!!!
Bashir: what? What did he say?
Sisko: Oh man! Why didn't I think of that!
Bashir: I'm confused
Odo: We know
Bashir: Hey!
Odo: Sorry, I had to get you back for all those comments you made about me earlier.
Sisko: (still hung up over Morn's "plan") Wow! Morn I should make you part of my Senior crew! You could be um....a doctor! We don't have one of those right?
Morn:
Bashir: I'm the doctor!
Sisko: Come on Morn! Lets go play out your plan! Odo I need you too!
Odo: Where are we going?
Sisko: You'll see. Come on Constable!
Odo: ok.... (follows glancing at rest of the crew shaking his head)
Kira: See you later!
(Sisko ,Morn, and Odo walk to turbolift.)
Sisko: (gets inside and Morn and Odo follow him) Computer Locate Q!
Computer: Q is in Quarks Bar on the Promenade.
Sisko: (grins) Computer Promenade! (Turbolift hums and takes them to promenade. Doors Open)
(Sisko, Worf, and Odo walk to Quarks)
Sisko: Q! We know you're here!
Q: (appears in front of Sisko) all right. What is it?
Sisko: Q, Morn and I have decided that you can stay as long as you like.
Q: What? Really?
Sisko: Sure!
Q: What's the catch?
Sisko: No catch just.....
Q: Yes?
Sisko: We need someone to take care of Odo. So If you stay you have to take care of him. (Pushes Odo towards Q)
Q: What? I don't understand why you need anyone to take care of Odo.
Sisko: Morn.
Morn: (whispers to Rom)
Rom: Here you go (hands him a glass of something)
Morn: (hands glass to Sisko)
Sisko: Thanx Morn.
Morn:
Sisko: You see Q (looks at glass ) the constable has a well... A little .... "problem" (Dips Odo's hand into glass of warm water)
Q: (looks down at Odo's pants) Oh Gross! That's....Disgusting!
Odo: Oops...
Q: Let me get this straight. If I stay..I have to paper train Odo???
Sisko: That's the idea!
Q: No way. I'll just change him back!
Sisko: But like you said, the budget wont allow to people to have powers. The special effects are to costly.
Q: Mm...what's my other option
Sisko: Change Odo back and leave!
Q: Maybe I'll leave but why would changing Odo back be to my advantage?
Sisko: How do you expect us to change him back? Kill another infant changeling? Come on Q, give the writers a break.
Q: Ok, ok I'll do what you ask anything's better than (looks at Odo and shivers) your other option... Here. (Hands Sisko a box)
Sisko: What's this?
Q: When I leave change Odo back with what's in this box.
Sisko: Easy as that?
Q: Easy as that.
Sisko: Ok. Bye Q!
Q: bye Sisko, Morn, ......Odo.
(Q disappears)
Sisko: (opens box) What's this? Morn hand me my tricorder
Morn: (hands Sisko a tricorder out of nowhere.)
Sisko: thanx (scans box) My tricorder says this is....Magic Powder? What?
Odo: Stupid Lazy writers...
Sisko: No kidding..well here goes. (Sprinkles powder on Odo) Now think happy thoughts.. No wait that's to fly.
Odo: It cant be!! (melts out of his clothes and turns into a bird. Sails across promenade and flies straight into a poll) SQUAWK!!!!
Sisko: Youch! Somehow that was more touching the first time!
Odo: turns back into himself. Ooooohhhh....
*Later in conference room. Sisko, Odo, Kira, Worf, Dax, Bashir, and guest of honor Morn are having a conference*
Sisko: Congratulations crew. We successfully got rid of Q without turning this into a six parter or something. Special thanx to Morn who turned Odo's embarrassing problem into a creative attribute!
Dax: Speech! Speech!
(Morn gets up to say something suddenly screen goes blank and goes directly to credits)
THE END!
