10. IT LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK. 9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE. 8. YOU ARE ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY. 7. YOU CAN CHOOSE THE LENGTH OF YOUR ROD. 6. YOU CAN FISH ANY TIME OF THE MONTH. 5. YOU CLEAN IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT. 4. YOU ARE ABLE TO TAKE A NAP WHILE YOU FISH. 3. THE COST OF BAIT IS CHEAPER THAN A DATE. *MOST DATES, THAT IS* 2. YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW IT BACK. 1. YOUR FAVORITE CATCH CAN BE MOUNTED ON THE WALL!

10. ONCE YOU SHOOT YOUR WAD, ITS QUICK TO RELOAD. 9. YOU CAN PICK THE SIZE OF YOUR GUN. 8. ONCE YOU TAG IT, NO ONE ELSE CAN TOUCH IT. 7. YOU CAN TELL ITS LEGAL BY THE SIZE OF THE RACK. 6. YOU CLEAN THE MEAT BEFORE YOU EAT IT. 5. LASTS SUNRISE TO SUNDOWN. 4. YOUR GUN WONT GO LIMP ON YOU. 3. IF YOU BAG A BIG ONE, YOU CAN TELL YOUR FRIENDS. 2. YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND GOOD BUSH. 1. YOUR FAVORITE PIECE CAN BE MOUNTED ON YOUR WALL.

10. IT IS NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO GET TIED UP. 9. YOU ALWAYS HAVE ONE HAND FREE. 8. IF YOU ARE GOOD, YOU JOIN THE CIRCUIT. 7. GOAL IS TO GET JOB DONE IN LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME. 6. THERE ARE CLOWNS TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOU. 5. BEST PERFORMANCE CAN WIN A PICKUP TRUCK. 4. YOU ONLY HAVE TO HOLD ON FOR 8 SECONDS. 3. IT IS A LEGAL PROFESSION. 2. YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET "BUCKED BACK." 1. YOU CAN STRAP ON A SADDLE OR RIDE BAREBACK.

"Get in the truck, bitch!" (incidentally, a Redneck divorce is opposite of this and consists of yellin "Git outta the truck, Bitch!") "Suck or walk!" "Bend over darlin' and I'll drive you to Dallas!" "Let's go to the lake and watch the submarine races." "Wanna beer?" "There's a great movie on at the drive-in." Texan Sick Sayins Fugly - F***in' Ugly (Rumor has it that this has it's roots in Dallas) Coyote Ugly - Where you wake up after a particularly wild Saturday night, look over and see what's sleeping next to you, then decide it's better to gnaw your arm off then pull it out and risk waking her/him up.

"Careless Whisper"

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