Disclaimer
The following contains what might be considered offensive or opinionated material. This is purely for entertainment and silly fun. It is not meant to offend anyone, especially the Old 97s or anyone affiliated with them or mentioned in this story. It is purely fictional and if you don't think you'd be willing to read anything that says some slightly smack things, please think twice about reading this. I'm also anti-cats, so beware. Ellen Beaman
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