E: So Libby, it's been awhile, hasn't it? What's happened since we last tuned in?
L: Well, not much. We're experiencing some sort of lull in Old 97s concerts and sitings. No new ablums or anything. 97s depression if I ever experienced it.
E: But you did something great lately, didn't you?
L: I did?
E: Yeah, on the way to Happening...
L: Um, I got Ben hooked on them?
E: Bingo! Dingdingdingding! I tried to do it on the way to the Ren Fest, but it didn't work. Supposedly he was listening to me. But how much do we believe that, folks?
L: The trick is to lock him in the car for three straight hours listening to nothing but. Then leave the CD with him all weekend to percolate.
E: Yeah, that must have been the problem. Katy kept having to stop to go to the bathroom.
L: Oh, another thing. Didn't John the Great from Duval lend us something rare, precious and extraordinary?
E: Oh, yes. Of... course... he... did.... Libby...
L: