Why, poor little Alex was just trying to do right by cleaning the grime and mildue off of W.M.'s shower walls.

Ratboy had snuck in through W.M.'s window in order to replace W.M.'s medician supply. He was doing a good deed! He wanted to help the old man out by refilling his pills, free of charge!

Ratboy had a secret crush on W.M., and was there to fawn.

Ratboy and W.M. were secret lovers. Krycek showed up that day to surprise W.M., not to with violence but with luuurrve. Look in his eyes...is he lusting after W.M.?

Ratboy's a peeping tom who was there to peep. But not to kill! Not to kiiiilll!

Ratboy was drunk. He wandered into the house, thinking it was his. He mistook the bathroom for the bedroom, so he took a little nap in the bathtub. When W.M. came in, he woke up.

Freaky Krycek likes taking showers in other people's tubs. He was just about to take his clothes off when W.M. walked in. Why, he probably didn't even know it was W.M.'s house.

Freaky Krycek likes standing in other people's showers, fully dressed, and without the water on(or maybe it was just W.M.'s shower. But nevertheless...!!).

Ratboy and W.M. decided to play a game of Hide and Seek while W.M. waited for Mulder to arrived. W.M. was going to go looking for Krycek when Mulder knocked on the door, leaving Ratboy to wait in his hiding place.

Thinking W.M. would be busy talking with Mulder, Alex decided to clean W.M.'s entire HOUSE, out of his effort to be a decent and loving human being. He was working on the bathroom, when W.M. walked in.

Krycek had snuck in through W.M.'s bathroom window in order to put mints on W.M.'s pillow. He was just about to sneak out, when W.M. walked in.

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Or maybe that wasn't Ratboy at all! Maybe it was his CLONE/EVIL TWIN/LOOKALIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'll probably put more of these up later.