The Top Ten Archive

Films not to watch if under the influence

Ways to decide the next U.S president

Things to say when caught sleeping at your desk

Things that happen in kung-fu films

Ways to tell that the students are back

Things that are against my religion

Areas of sheistiness

Signs someone is a hacker

"Ya Mama" jokes

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Ways to look busy at work when you're not

Things that have outlived their usefulness

Rules of cinema

Hip-Hop Crimes and Punishments

Aspects of Leeds undercover

Things that would happen if NBA suffered from common b-ball organisational problems

Points of Driving Etiquette

Reasons work is better than studying

Ways to tell if you're a redneck Jedi

Hip-hop records that get played at places where they don't play hip-hop

Euphemisms

Mistakes of movie villains

New things to do in a lift

Relatively non-destructive revenge schemes

Top Ten Things that must happen/exist but that no-one sees

Ways to cause trouble at graduation

Black Men In Movies

Things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' say in the Star Wars prequels

Children's books you will never see

Rejected moon landing lines

Things to teach during Fresher's Week

Job Interview Questions and Answers

Colemanballs

Things you do when your program doesn't work

New words

No Limit companies still to come

New jobs for Bill Clinton

Stupid answers on "Family Fortunes"

Facts of life

Things a real G should know

Special parent powers

Anagrams

Things said by our coach at basketball practice

Things people say when they find out you study Computer Science

Stupid things I have noticed

Questions you should not answer

Things a real G would never be caught saying

Voices to be added to street furniture

Ways to mad out people in computer lab

Lines from Star Wars triology that sound dirty but really aren't

Wrong science exam answers

Bullshit things about computers in the movies

Names in the NBA

Lines from "The Sweeney"

Uses for the Millenium Dome

Bad analogies in high school essays

Lines not yet used by MCs

Reasons to invent a transparent car

Things heard around the pool table

Reasons why Bob Marley didn't shoot the deputy

Hints for bank robbers

Reasons why Bob Marley shot the Sheriff

Things to do in front of security cameras

Things to do with a burned-out lightbulb

Rappers with wack names

Things I can say now I'm 20

Exam Tips

Star Wars vs. Star Trek

Handy Hints

Newspaper Headlines

Things to do in a lift

Pay-Per-View Matchups

Things to do in an exam which you'll fail anyway

Words

Things for genetic engineers to work on

Things that won't be seen at the 1996 NBA All-Star Weekend

Statements on insurance claim forms

Video game characters that could play in the NBA

Alternative titles for "The Best Album In The World....Ever!"

Misleading Statements

Rejected Olympic Events


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