Great Moments In Movie History

No.3:(Star Wars) - The Jawas

I love these guys. To me, they're like the Gs of the Star Wars universe. They live in the desert (don't they call Queens the desert?), hang around mob deep style with hoods on just waiting to catch some fool slippin', then BAM! Your ass got took. If you don't believe me, just check the tape and witness C3PO and R2D2 getting ambushed quick. Bushwick Bill would have loved these guys since they proved that "size ain't shit" and what's more, in a fight between them and the Ewoks (Return of the Jedi), they would have been all over those little punks like white on rice. Remember, lay on the ground, you've been robbed.


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