My man Greenpeace hooked me up with this film - it's a classic. You know those films that aren't supposed to be funny, but have you nearly crying with laughter? This is one of them. When you've got heroes named Jack Doe and Charlie Woo, and dialogue like "at the rate you're going there'll be no shit left in the whole of Shanghai," you can't front. The "Mafia" in the film aren't even Italian - they're just Chinese guys in braces and Yorkshire-style flat caps. As far as the fight scenes, shit is so fake you can almost see the wires holding guys up when they're pulling 720-degree flying kicks and running up trees! Just to emphasise the amount of psychoactive drugs consumed by the writers and directors, at the end of the film our heroes are attacked by ninjas disguised as grass! Yes, you read that right. Tufts of grass move along this lawn, then blow up in puffs of smoke and ninjas come out! The illest. Rent it from your local video library, if you can - you won't regret it.