Top Ten Rejected Olympic Events
10. 100-kilovolt hurdles
9. Grenade Tennis
8. Uphill Speed Skating
7. Low Jump
6. Freestyle walking
5. 200m backwards sprint (Michael Johnson would have won it anyway)
4. Synchronised "I'm not getting in that, it's freezing"
3. Five-a-side boxing
2. Javelin catching
1. Dominoes