Top Ten Pay-Per-View Matchups
10. Mafia vs. Ninja. This is one of the funniest films ever (and that wasn't intentional). You just gotta see this one.
9. Sooty vs. Sweep. I think it's time Sweep showed that yellow sucker exactly what time it is.
8. Flipper vs. Jaws. Now, while I accept that Jaws is several times Flipper's size and has serious teeth, I think Flipper's high-pitched squealing just might fuck him up.
7. Streetfighter 2 Alpha vs. Mortal Kombat III vs. Tekken 2 vs.....etc. (Tekken 2 wins, by the way)
6. Ewoks(Return of the Jedi) vs. Jawas(Star Wars). Battle of the little guys.
5. Freddy Kreuger vs. Edward Scissorhands.
4. Cookie Monster(Sesame Street) vs. Zippy (Rainbow). Who's mouth is deadlier?
3. Method Man & Redman vs. Cheech & Chong weed smoking contest. (The "Ganja Generation Game")
2. Aliens vs. Predator. It won't matter that the Predator can go invisible, seeing as the Aliens have no eyes. This could be a classic.
1. John Major vs. Tony Blair. Rules: Queensbury. Winner gets No.10, the country house at Checkers, and the fat salary. Loser goes home. Fair?