Top Ten Fun Things to do in a lift (Alan Meiss, Purdue)
10. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
9. Crack open your briefcase/handbag, and while peering inside ask:"Got enough air in there?"
8. Start a sing-along.
7. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
6. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
5. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
4. Do Tai Chi exercises.
3. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
1. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."