Top Ten Newspaper Headlines (all genuine)
10. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
9. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
7. War Dims Hope for Peace
6. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
5. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
4. War Dims Hope for Peace
3. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
2. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
1. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe