Top Ten Things I can say now I'm 20 (but probably won't)
10. In my day...
9. These bloody kids...
8. If you don't turn that racket down, I'll give you a good old-school ass-whippin'.
7. I blame the parents.
6. Listen here son, when I was coming up...
5. You need to learn respect for your elders and betters.
4. I remember when the family spent the evenings by the Technics SL1210s singing along with Scarface of the Geto Boys.
3. You young whippersnapper
2. When I was a teenager....
1. Bring back National Service!