Top Ten Misleading Statements
10. "New Labour, New Danger" Whether or not it is misleading isn't the point. What is the point is that it doesn't rhyme properly (this is a bad thing).
9. "The Best Album in the World....Ever!"
8. "TV Licence Evasion. It's not fair, it's not right, and it's against the law." Well, one out of three ain't bad.
7. "40% chance of showers." Stop fronting and admit you don't know what's going to happen!
6. "No user serviceable parts." Depends whether the user is a trained electrician, doesn't it?
5. "Winners don't use drugs." If this were the case, they wouldn't bother testing the winner for drugs after the race.
4. "We're the 4th emergency service." Not unless mountaineers and sailors don't count mountain rescue and coastguards as emergency services.
3. "Top breeders recommend it." But they don't have to eat the damn stuff.
2. "Easy to assemble." Then why didn't you?
1. "Hurry! The sale must end this weekend!"