Top Ten reasons why Bob Marley didn't shoot the Deputy
10. Ran out of bullets (Dirty Harry "do you feel lucky" style).
9. Deputy knew the secret handshake.
8. It would have looked real bad in front of a jury.
7. Deputy had a bulletproof vest that worked. Oops.
6. He had just bought a new set of ninja stars and wanted to try those instead.
5. Deputy promised to cover it up and say that the Sheriff "fell down the stairs."
4. Realised he'd left the gas on at home.
3. Wanted him to become a Sheriff so he could be featured in "I Shot The New Sheriff."
2. 11 o'clock - Diet Coke break.
1. Bob was the Deputy (twist in the tale, eh?)