Top Ten reasons to invent a transparent car
10. To colour-coordinate with your transparent Gameboy.
9. Potential for added extras such as fishtanks in the bodywork.
8. Less need for motor mechanics to open everything up.
7. So you can watch all the inside bits go round and round and do their thing.
6. More difficult for hostages to be hidden inside.
5. Leaves crooked officers with no excuse for stopping and searching your car for guns and drugs.
4. Lets thieves know that your 'This Car Is Alarmed' sticker is for real.
3. Paintwork can't be scratched by kids with 10 pence coins.
2. Much easier for people with a lot of enemies to check quickly for car bombs in the morning.
1. Blind spots? What blind spots?