Top Ten uses for the Millenium Dome
10. New set for TV show "The Crystal Maze."
9. Making games of "I Spy" at children's parties in the surrounding area very easy indeed.
8. Keeping Brooke Bond in business (think of all those cuppas for the builders).
7. Being the second choice after "Millenium Pyramids" were found to be too difficult for Western primitive technology.
6. Turn it upside down and that's a serious wok.
5. New high security jail to be run by Group 4.
4. Hiding American chemical and biological weapons.
3. Keeping a very, very large turkey warm.
2. Dome to be carried into orbit by Shuttle to hide the hole in the ozone layer.
1. Providing ample comedy ammunition for the nation.