Top Ten ways to mad out people in computer lab
10. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
9. 9. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
8. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
7. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
6. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
5. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
4. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
3. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
2. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does *your* delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time.No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.
1. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.