Top Ten voices to be added to street furniture
10. "This is your pavement speaking. Get off the crack!"
9. Lamppost: "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine..."
8. Traffic island: "Give to me your huddled masses, your tired, your dispossessed, and kids on the way home from school."
7. Police crime scene tape: "OK, move along, nothing to see."
6. Tourist info maps: "Do you know...where you're going to?..." (etc)
5. Litter bins: "For three....yes!"
4. Speed bump: "Ouch!"
3. "I am a bus shelter. Please don't smash me!"
2. Bench: "Get your feet off me, man! You do that shit at home?"
1. Speed camera: "Yeah, I was there Billy Ho, I saw the whole damn thang!"