Top Ten things people say when they find out you study Computer Science
10. Oh.
9. There isn't much reading for that course, is there?
8. So do you, like, do programming?
7. There's a lot of money in that, isn't there?
6. Do you know how to hack?
5. What's going to happen in the year 2000 then?
4. I knew someone who did that and now they're 24 and on 30 grand a year.
3. Can I ask you a question? I've got this problem with...
2. I want to buy a PC, do you know what make I should get?
1. I don't understand computers.