Top Ten things a real G should know
10. The correct spelling is 'G' or 'g', not "gee" (an expression of surprise) or "ghee" (clarified butter).
9. That "straps" and "whips" have nothing to do with S&M, even if you are wearing a mask.
8. Similarly, having your "Glock on cock" is not a sexual act.
7. In an argument, you threaten to fuck someone up, not to fuck them. (I have seen someone get this one wrong before)
6. If your car bounces down the street like a space hopper, nothing is wrong.
5. While basketball, hockey and gridiron gear are considered acceptable attire, cricket whites are not recommended streetwear for the 'G'.
4. If you dabble in rap music, you must be able to rhyme "sucka" with "muthafucka" and "gangsta" with "pranksta" at a moment's notice.
3. 8mm is a video camera tape measurement. 9mm is an ammunition measurement. DO NOT confuse these, even though they are both connected with shooting.
2. All the best quotes from the film 'Scarface.'
1. The phone number of a good lawyer.