Top Ten facts of life
10. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
7. If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
6. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
5. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
4. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
3. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
2. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
1. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.