Top Ten new jobs for Bill Clinton
10. Gangsta (he spent a good part of '98 licking shots at Iraq, Sudan and Afghanistan anyway, so he's well up on the game)
9. First Gentleman (when Hilary decides to flip the script and take his old job)
8. "Coffee Shop" owner in Amsterdam (at least according to him, he wouldn't smoke up his own product)
7. Model on "Just For Men" hair colouring adverts
6. Talk show host (best believe Jerry Springer would be shaking in his boots)
5. Playing sax in Funkadelic with the other President Clinton (George, that is)
4. NBA team owner (where fucking people over is part of the job description)
3. Being an MC (Kool G Rap once said "I fuck you on the A-train while I write grafitti," but Bill took it to the next level...)
2. White House intern.
1. "...don't be mad, UPS is hiring..." (Notorious B.I.G)