The Top Ten Archive

P>Top Ten things you do when your program doesn't work

10. Look at computer with that surprised, slack-jawed look that people have when their credit cards get denied.
9. Go for a walk with the ear goggles (headphones) on.
8. Age.
7. Wish you'd studied History instead.
6. Close your eyes and hope when you open them that the nasty boo-boo has gone away.
5. Punch the monitor.
4. Kick the monitor.
3. Curse like one of the Geto Boys (especially Willie D).
2. Make another coffee.
1. Run it and see if it does it again.