Top Ten Insurance Form accident summaries (all genuine,apparently)
10. "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."
9. "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
8. "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
7. "I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it."
6. "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
5. "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him."
4. "I told the police I was not injured but on removing my hat I found I had a fractured skull."
3. "Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
2. For 7 broken ribs: "Husband was hugging me. Hugged too hard."
1. "The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."