Top Ten Colemanballs
10. Here we are in the holy land, Israel, a Mecca for tourists (David Vine)
9. Ardiles strokes the ball like it is part of his own anatomy. (Jimmy Magee,RTE)
8. I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs... (Andy Gray, Sky Sport)
7. I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. (Ron Atkinson)
6. If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal. (Jimmy Hill, BBC)
5. Senna is almost very definitely in a class of his own with Prost (Murray Walker)
4. The grouse are in absolutely no danger from people who shoot grouse (HRH The Prince Philip)
3. The record is 38 seconds, one of the best times ever (David Vine)
2. Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
1. Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. (David Acfield)