Top Ten Childrens' Books You Will Never See
10. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
9. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
8. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
7. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
6. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
4. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
3. Dad's New Wife Timothy
2. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
1. You Are Different and That's Bad