Top Ten things you won't see at the NBA All-Star Weekend 1996
10. Full court pressure (I don't care what Phil Jackson says)
9. Shaquille O'Neal, AT&T Long Distance Shootout Champion
8. Allen Iverson (he's quicker than the eye)
7. Two words: Defensive intensity.
6. Li'l Penny on the East All-Stars roster (Big Penny has a better J).
5. Bill Wennington (there's a reason for that)
4. Me. I'm about £400 short on a plane ticket.
3. Cameramen trying to get close to Dennis Rodman.
2. Ice-T singing "The Star Spangled Banner" before the All-Star Game.
1. New event: "No Brothers Allowed" All-Star Game!