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Top Ten mistakes of movie villains


10. Building self-destruct devices into their hideouts.
9. Employing security guards not even good enough to get into the interview for Group 4.
8. Two words : bad haircuts.
7. Resting on their laurels instead of motivating and challengine themselves to be more evil every day than they were the last.
6. Not doing research on local superheroes.
5. Putting nice digital displays on timebombs so everyone knows how much time is left to run.
4. Wasting time celebrating/gloating when the hero's nearly dead, giving him time to get up, instead of just taking care of business.
3. Always having bitch-ass sidekicks who run when the shiznit goes down.
2. Having computers connected to the outside world so they get hacked on the regular.
1. When a gang of guys attack the hero one at a time instead of all piling in and kicking his ass.



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