Top Ten ways to tell if you're a redneck Jedi
10. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
9. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
8. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
7. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
6. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
4. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
3. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
2. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
1. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.