Top Ten reasons work is better than studying
10. Everyone does the same hours.
9. Those swivelling chairs with wheels and adjustable backs.
8. If any books are needed, they buy them, not you.
7. Looks better on application forms when they ask you your occupation.
6. Sounds better when trying to kick game at a club.
5. Overtime is regarded as extra effort. Students are expected to give up their evenings to learn about the fine points of the Mach operating system or similar goodies.
4. When people are talking about "bloody students," you know they aren't talking about you.
3. If you get into beef with the boss, a letter doesn't go home to your parents.
2. Better coffee.
1. Better pay.