Top Ten points of driving ettiquette
10. To those people who read the newspaper while they're driving to work: It's not like you'll be doing anything at your desk. Read it then.
9. One word: indicator.
8. And remember to turn it off afterwards.
7. If the oncoming car is going faster than you can accelerate, it's probably worth your while to wait 3 seconds for it to pass before you pull out.
6. Gentlemen, leave the electric razor at home. Don't you have a bathroom?
5. Ladies, keep your eyes on the road, not on the vanity mirror.
4. You are driving a car, not a dog. So get your nose out of my ass.
3. Try to drive in only one lane at a time.
2. If you are in the "fast lane" and everyone is passing you, you are in the wrong lane.
1. Don't honk at me for stopping for an emergency vehicle. It's probably your house that's on fire.