Top Ten things genetic engineers need to be getting busy on
10. Armour plated hedgehogs (give 'em a chance against those trucks!)
9. Pit bulls without those annoying homicidal tendencies.
8. Pigeons with non-stick shit.
7. Instant trees (just add water).
6. Chickens that give birth to regular sized chicken nuggets.
5. Flying pigs.
4. Oranges with zips.
3. Boneless fish.
2. Replacing the human sweat system with air conditioning.
1. Money trees!