Top Ten things you don't want to hear in surgery
10. "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?"
9. "That's cool! Can you make his leg twitch?"
8. "Oops."
7. "Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
6. "You forgot what he was in for? Oh well, let's surprise him."
5. "Shoot, I can't get my arm out of her back. We're going to have to cut it off."
4. "Could you stop that thing from thumping, it's throwing my concentration off."
3. "Someone call the janitor, we have a BIG mess again."
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
1. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot - the guy's got two of 'em."