Top Ten Signs your co-worker is a hacker
10. Everyone who pisses him or her off gets a £26,000 phone bill.
9. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
8. Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
7. Writes their phone number in hexadecimal.
6. They change their phone number every week.
5. They get Sky TV on their PC at work.
4. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
3. They never complain about the call charges on their mobile phones.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear "Good Morning, Mr./Mrs. President."
1. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"